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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 27, 2010 / 16 Menachem-Av, 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | North Korea's Kim Jong Il threatened to attack U.S. troops if the U.S. doesn't end sanctions. He's such a child. For his last birthday Iran gave him chemical weapons but you could tell by the look on his face when he opened it that he already has some.


L.A. sheriffs began investigating Mel Gibson's Russian ladyfriend for extorting him over the racist rants she taped. It's very obvious on the tapes she's setting him up. Her acting is so lousy she was just awarded a Razzie Award for Domestic Abuse.


Washington D.C. fired two hundred teachers Friday for incompetence. Student test scores still show promise. These kids don't know the first thing about U.S. history but they can tell you how many grams there are in an ounce faster then Stephen Hawking.


Mad Men's lead character Don Draper was voted the world's most influential man in Ask Men's online poll. The 1960s ad executive drinks a lot, smokes, sleeps around, and has a great job with benefits. The year's hottest Christmas gift is a time machine.


L.A. Dodgers owners Frank and Jamie McCourt's divorce trial was set to begin this month with both parties low on cash. The uncertainty is starting to affect team play. Last night two Dodger runners held up at third base until their checks cleared.


Pete Rose auctioned off the baseball bat he used to get his final base hit for one hundred and sixty-eight thousand dollars Thursday. Don't think today's players didn't notice. The New York Yankees bat boy now insists on being addressed as curator.


The Defense Department revealed Friday that Pentagon officials used defense super-computers to download child pornography. They've obviously been blackmailed for U.S. military secrets. We are just lucky al-Qaeda is using our laser technology to remove body hair.


Congressman Charlie Rangel was cited by the House Ethics Committee Thursday for numerous charges. Investigators stalked him for two years. No one wants to say he's a dead duck but last week he covered himself in oil and stretched out on a gulf beach.


The Treasury Department announced Friday it will auction millions of shares of Citigroup stock which the U.S. government acquired in the bailout. The first stock sale was very lucrative for the government. The Treasury Department made so much money on the sale they just hired a lawyer to figure out a way around the capital gains tax.

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