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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 20, 2010 / 9 Menachem-Av, 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Brett Favre told reporters Sunday he'd like to play NFL football this fall but injuries have him considering retirement. The quarterback says the same thing every July just like clockwork. He's broken so many records he's starting to sound like one.


Erin Andrews sued the man who secretly videotaped her with a peephole camera while she was nude in hotel rooms. It extended her career and made her more popular than ever. Barack Obama just invited the Peeping Tom to tape him through the Oval Office windows.


President Obama named his chef a Senior Policy Adviser for Healthy Food Initiatives on Friday. He felt it imperative to give the chef a promotion outside of the kitchen. He's president of the United States and he shouldn't have to eat rabbit food.


Senate Republicans vowed to repeal a financial reform bill passed by Democrats Thursday. It doesn't fix the original problem of risky mortgages. The prettiest homes in Los Angeles were built on bluffs because no one ever asked to see a tax return.


BP capped the gushing well in the Gulf of Mexico Thursday. It was a victory of business and government. The oil company was able to go a mile underwater and shut off the well and the president was able to shave three strokes off his golf score.


President Obama warned Thursday that BP's capping of the well was merely a good start. The spill didn't hurt only the president in the polls. Birds and fish were shocked to hear they trail Dick Cheney in personal favorability ratings by ten points.


BP capped the gulf well Thursday, relieving concern for America's wildlife. Our animal kingdom was at stake. There was a lot of fear the oil spill would cause all the Rabbits, Thunderbirds, Jaguars, Mustangs, Barracudas and Stingrays to go electric.


Louisiana politicians claimed Friday the successful BP cap was a hoax and that oil companies are screwing the planet. That's not true. It's just an unfortunate coincidence that the most frequently-used character's name in porno movies is Derrick.


Congress advanced a bill Friday that touts Michelle Obama's bid to rid schools of soda pop machines. She calls nutrition a national security issue. Kids are going to be too fat to draft when the next war starts and Arizona could secede any day now.


Iranians held massive protests Friday over the Iranian parliament's proposal to raise income taxes. It changed perceptions. For thirty years Republicans have looked at Iranians as enemies, heathens and hostage-takers but never until now as kindred souls.

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