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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 19, 2010 / 8 Menachem-Av, 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | NBA Commissioner David Stern reported Wednesday that the NBA lost four hundred million dollars during the last year. The players aren't buying it. Under the new financial reform law any company with a seven-foot-tall workforce is too big to fail.


Senate Democrats passed a financial reform bill Thursday which says nobody can sell a financial product that people don't understand. From now on the only kind of lending that will be legal is loan sharking. Everybody understands a baseball bat.


George Steinbrenner's funeral was held in Tampa Saturday. His heirs saved five hundred million in estate taxes because he died by January. The Treasury Department called the hospital Tuesday to demand life support but the kids were too fast for them.


BP engineers succeeded in capping the gulf well Thursday. It was capped just as the financial reform bill passed Congress. This was the day that everything that's going wrong stopped being the oil companies' fault and started being the banks' fault.


BP capped the well Thursday the same day Toyota cars and Apple iPhones were cleared of malfunction claims. It never ends. Later that day L.A. beachgoers were attacked by stingrays and Democrats demanded that Corvette cover everybody's health care bill.


BP was accused Thursday by environmentalists who claim the oil spill altered the flight pattern of birds. The plaintiffs had no idea that the well would be capped one hour later by BP. Beach police stayed busy all day ticketing ducks for overacting.


President Obama promised House Democrats he will do everything he can to help get them re-elected this fall. For Democrats, re-election is a life and death issue. Nancy Pelosi will jump off the Golden Gate Bridge before she flies commercial again.


President Obama hit a new low of forty-three percent in his approval ratings Thursday. He should appreciate it while he can. If George W. Bush had hit forty-three percent during his last year in office he would have replaced Bill Clinton as the Comeback Kid.


British immigration officials refused entry to American Indian athletes flying to London for a meet Friday. It's because their passports were issued by the Iroquois Confederacy and not the U.S. State Department. Britain's Foreign Office was afraid Obama might invade them if they recognize the Confederacy while he is still president.

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