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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 16, 2010 / 5 Menachem-Av, 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Lance Armstrong was cheered in the Tour de France Tuesday by fans who were thankful he survived his recent health scare. He's almost certain to go into politics. Lance Armstrong could be the first politician ever to have a testicular problem propel him in to Congress rather than out of Congress.

The U.S. Court of Appeals stuck down the FCC ban on profanity on the air Tuesday which had kept Hollywood stars in check. This should relax everybody. Mel Gibson can stop worrying about his looks because he's about to become a talk radio phenomenon.

The NAACP proposed that Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch be made into a California park. Roman Polanski can't believe he sold his mansion in Hollywood. He could have held onto the house and the state would have turned it into a shrine to his love life.

Kentucky Fried Chicken said Wednesday that fried chicken is so popular in China they're opening a new KFC there every day. Capitalism's finally taken hold there. They've come to accept the idea of birds covered in oil as the cost of doing business.

BP hastened to seal the gushing oil pipe Wednesday as the locals upped the pressure. They claim the spill has affected the migratory pattern of birds. People who park their cars outside have been noticing that the birds are pretty angry lately.

Alabama and Florida beach businesses launched a PR campaign Wednesday slamming the White House for making the oil spill sound worse than it is. Local merchants are livid. They're so mad at the Obama administration they're ready to secede from the Union, but that might be a ploy to sell Confederate flag key chains in the gift shops.

President Obama used the phrase radical Islam for the first time Tuesday after al-Qaeda staged an attack in Uganda. The terrorists bombed soccer fans as they were watching the World Cup. It's not fair play to attack people while they're asleep.

Bill Clinton came to the White House Wednesday to counsel President Obama on how to placate an angry business community. He reassured the president that as soon as he loses the House, capitalism will come back to him. It's like riding a bicycle.

President Obama attended the groundbreaking of a new factory in Michigan which will make lithium batteries Thursday. He enjoyed it. Presidents love to attend new American factory openings, but usually they don't have time to fly to Vietnam and back.

Newt Gingrich said Tuesday he's serious about running for president. Opposition researchers have a lot of videotape of him chatting intimately with beautiful blondes. He should have been much more careful about how often he appears on Fox News.

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