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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 15, 2010 / 4 Menachem-Av, 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | N.Y. Yankees owner George Steinbrenner died in a Tampa hospital Tuesday. His sons ordered no heroic measures. That's what they decided after the doctor gave them the bad news that the estate tax goes up from zero to fifty-five percent on January first.


Mel Gibson was recorded shouting a racist rant at his Russian wife which aired Monday. She hid a microphone in her earrings. How could a man who's lived through all the social progress over the last forty years forget that all Russians are spies?


Roman Polanski was freed by a Swiss court Monday, letting him duck extradition to California for a drug and underage sex trial in L.A. The trial would have seized world headlines. There goes Mel Gibson's last chance to look employable by comparison.


Jesse Jackson accused Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert of treating LeBron James like a runaway slave Monday after the star left Cleveland for Miami. How ridiculous. A runaway slave would never run south to Miami, he'd run north to Toronto.


BP workers tightened the new cap on the gulf leak Tuesday. Petroleum engineers began what they call a test of the well's integrity. They're going to wave twenty billion dollars in front of the well and see if it lies about its income from fishing.


Michelle Obama urged Americans to vacation in the Gulf Coast this week although the first family is vacationing in Maine. It's no surprise. Everyone who has no exit strategy from Iraq and Afghanistan gets a discount on vacation rentals in Maine.


BP was criticized by U.S. senators Tuesday for being the biggest supplier of oil to the Pentagon while at the same time refining oil into gasoline for Iran. They are on both sides of the next world war. It's a trick they learned from Goldman-Sachs.


Barefoot Bandit Colton Harris-Moore was caught in a boat chase in the Bahamas on Monday after a two year burglary spree. The teen has eighty thousand Facebook fans. He was suspected of every major burglary in the last two years except the AIG bailout.


General Motors announced plans Monday to pay back its bailout loan in full and end federal supervision over GM. It will open a huge new car market. No one in Los Angeles will buy a GM car because they refuse to be seen taking public transportation.


The State Department denied Tuesday that they abducted the Iranian nuclear scientist who turned up at the Pakistani Embassy in Washington D.C. demanding to be flown home to Iran. Hillary Clinton promptly sent him packing. There is a first time for everything.


The White House denied Monday that NASA head Charles Bolden was tasked by President Obama to use NASA to make Muslims feel better about themselves, as he'd said Friday in two interviews. That would make the head of our space program a serial liar. This only encourages people who think the moon landing happened on a sound stage in Culver City.

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