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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 1, 2010 / 19 Tamuz 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | LeBron James goes on sale today as the NBA free agency market officially opens and he entertains offers from Chicago, Miami and New York. The competition to sign him is fierce. Wherever he moves, the mayor gets credit for creating a high-paying job.


Al Gore's masseuse gave her account Monday of his behavior in a Portland hotel room during a massage. It's funny. All these years Tipper Gore has been pushing for explicit sexual warnings on music and now we learn there should've been one on Al.


Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan underwent hearings all day Tuesday in the U.S. Senate. Her confirmation would result in a high court made up of three Jews and six Catholics. It's unusual to have more guilt on the bench than there is in the courtroom.


The U.S. Embassy in London was cited Tuesday for fifty million dollars in unpaid London traffic tickets. The U.S. says it's exempt from them. It says right there in the United Nations charter that countries which save you from Hitler get free parking.


British Petroleum insisted Tuesday it will maintain its sponsorship of the Olympic Games in London. Don't miss the opening ceremony. To light the Olympic torch a BP worker is going to perform a shortcut on the natural gas pipe line under the stadium.


BP workers braved a tropical storm Tuesday to continue cleaning up the Gulf of Mexico spill. No one can believe the volume of oil coming out of that well. The dinosaurs must have been holding an Elks Convention in the gulf when that meteor hit.


General Petraeus sailed through his Senate confirmation hearings Tuesday as he prepared to take over U.S. and NATO forces in Kabul. He turned around the war in Iraq and he's being asked to turn around the war in Afghanistan. This is the kind of training you have to have if you're going to manage the Cubs to a World Series win.


New York's new tobacco taxes took effect Wednesday raising cigarette prices to eleven dollars per pack. Legislators know nothing about the underground economy. If they make cigarettes any more expensive they're going to make crack cost-effective.


Sky Chefs airline food provider was cited by U.S. food inspectors Monday who say its food is unsanitary. A food poisoning outbreak on a plane would be disastrous for most major airlines. They need to keep the bathrooms clear for the Mile High Club.


The FBI arrested a Russian spy ring operating in the Northeast who were posing as husbands and wives in the suburbs Monday. It was close. They were in the final stages of being Americanized, just a semester shy of mastering conversational Spanish.


Vanity Fair's new poll shows a fourth of all Americans believe President Obama was born outside the U.S. He's more multi-cultural than previous presidents. Barack Obama just ordered the Marine Corps Band to add a vuvuzela player to the horn section.


Joe Biden's speech at a General Electric factory in Kentucky Monday ended when the CEO of GE Appliances fainted and fell on stage. The vice president's limo has been in three wrecks and TV cameras are always catching him cussing at people. Joe Biden is such a rap star that when the CEO collapsed and fell to the stage, people just assumed he'd been shot.

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