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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 2, 2009 / 10 Tamuz 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama declared he's ninety-five percent cured of smoking but wouldn't say when he last smoked. This is the difference between his generation and the last one. He can admit that he used cocaine but he's got to lie about smoking.

Chris Brown was sentenced to probation in Los Angeles Monday for beating Rihanna. He's also agreed to perform fourteen hundred hours of agricultural labor in Virginia. His attorney promised him that the Emancipation Proclamation would get him released early.

The National Archives released tapes of Richard Nixon's Oval Office tapes last week. In one tape he urged GOP Chairman George H.W. Bush to recruit beautiful GOP women to be the face of the party. President Nixon will go down in history as the Father of Fox News.

Bill Clinton agreed to speak at the World Healthcare Innovation and Technology Congress in November. Meanwhile, Hillary rushed back to work after having surgery to fix her broken elbow. There's always some member of that family with some body part in a sling.

Mel Brooks will bring The Thousand-Year-Old Man to Broadway next year. It's an interview with a guy who's lived ten centuries. If men can live to be a thousand, Bernie Madoff will be getting out of jail just about the time the economy turns around.

Los Angeles Dodgers star Manny Ramirez returns to the game Friday after his suspension for testing positive for female fertility drugs. He's on schedule. After fifty days he has developed an uncontrollable craving for Dodger Dogs with pickles and ice cream.

Michael Jackson's father Joe Jackson went on the BET Awards and announced he's searching for the next Michael. People in Hollywood were aghast. The first rule of show business is you have to wait three days before you cash in on a dead relative.

Michael Jackson's doctor hired a lawyer Monday to protect him from allegations concerning his actions at the death scene. The doctor did everything he could to save him. He even refused the singer's last request to take him to Children's Hospital.

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford admitted Tuesday he crossed the line with other women beside the Argentine. Busy boy. When he said his state didn't need the stimulus package he should have specified he was talking about the state of his pants.

American Airlines suffered a bird strike on a passenger liner while landing in New York Tuesday. There's a lot of angry terrorists out there. It's becoming more apparent by the day that Osama bin Laden has outsourced their jobs to Canadian geese.

President Obama congratulated Iraq on its sovereignty Tuesday at a White House event. He seemed clearly happy. The president made these remarks while speaking to a national organization of nonprofit groups, formerly known as the Big Three automakers.

President Obama expressed anger Tuesday over the Honduras coup which overthrew the Marxist, putting a U.S. president on the same side as Castro, Chavez and Ortega. It has to be a misunderstanding. The best guess is, his aides asked him to bail out a banana republic, and Barack Obama just assumed they were talking about the retailer.

Mexico police working with police dogs provided by the DEA seized five tons of cocaine Tuesday at Cabo San Lucas. It was a huge haul. The cops knew they had some thing when the dog started sniffing the bales and then sat down and wrote a rock song.

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