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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 1, 2009 / 9 Tamuz 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Wall Street con artist Bernie Madoff went to prison for life on Monday. He took money from new investors to pay old investors while investing none of it and skimming from the middle. His job in prison will be running the Social Security Administration.


Michael Jackson's autopsy was extended by L.A. coroners Friday. His doctors said he was on Vicodin, Paxil, Zoloft, Dilaudid, Xanax and Demerol. It's not possible he has gone to a better world, the best he could hope for would be a lateral transfer.


Michael Jackson's kids were the subject of court papers filed Monday. This is sure to set a legal precedent for guardianship of offspring from donor eggs and sperm. It's going to be a long drawn-out legal process before Pyrex gets custody of the children.


House Banking Chairman Barney Frank said Tuesday he'd like to spend TARP money to bail out California. It's bad. The state is twenty-four billion dollars over budget, and nobody believes the governor's assurance that we'll make it all back on DVD sales.


The White House revealed Monday that President Obama will vacation on Martha's Vineyard. His arrival on the island should cause quite a stir among the old New England families there. Until now their idea of a person of color was George Hamilton.


General Motors reported great sales news Monday that GM's new Camaro is in huge demand. Buyers are paying three thousand dollars over sticker for the fast, high-powered sports car. Now that V-8 engines are against the law, everybody wants one.


Honduran generals staged a military coup and overthrew the country's socialist president, who was trying to cancel elections and rule by decree. There's a dispute in the State Department over whether to call it a coup. The generals told the guy to take a hike, so now everyone thinks he's seeing Mark Sanford's girlfriend in Argentina.


Michelle Obama was reported Thursday to be badgering the West Wing for more power and influence as a policymaker. The next day she gave California a hundred million dollars for community health centers. It's cheaper than flying her to Paris for dinner.


President Obama proposed new energy saving standards for lamps and light bulbs Monday. He wants low wattage. He'll never get it through Congress unless he slips it inside the health care bill as a way to make everyone look younger without surgery.


Senator James Inhofe cited EPA scientist Alan Carlin's new report Monday saying that global warming is not a crisis and that there's no reason to regulate carbon dioxide. The U.S. senator said the cap-and-trade climate bill is dead on arrival in the Senate. Their last chance of selling it to the American people just died with Billy Mays.

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