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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 30, 2007 / 15 Menachem-Av, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | NASA confirmed Friday that NASA astronauts had flown missions into space while they were legally drunk. It cast suspicion on every mission. People are reviewing old videotape to see if Neil Armstrong's one small step for man was in a straight line.


Atlanta Falcons star Michael Vick pleaded not guilty on Thursday to dogfighting charges. It has really unsettled the local sports community. No one wants to think about what might happen to the Georgia Bulldogs if they don't beat Alabama this fall.


Cal Ripken Jr. was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown this past weekend. He was inducted for his streak that may never be broken. He's ducked the Barry Bonds steroid question two thousand six hundred and forty consecutive times.


The U.S. Senate voted overwhelmingly Friday to build the seven-hundred-mile border wall with Mexico. What a turnaround. The senators are so scared of the voters they added an amendment requiring the construction workers to build the wall from the south side.


China toughened its food and drug regulations Thursday after corrupt officials allowed poisoned pet food to be exported. Last week China executed its food and drug chief. Some nations take it very seriously if you're responsible for harming dogs.


British officials faced protests after police seized a sacred bull from a Hindu monastery in Wales and took it away to be slaughtered. The bull tested positive for tuberculosis. Animal Control had to kill him before he went on a honeymoon in Europe.


The California Supreme Court ruled Thursday the state can no longer seize the cars of people arrested for drugs or hooking. The state doesn't need any more cars. The number of Hummers stacking up in the governor's backyard was becoming an embarrassment.


Lindsay Lohan had cocaine when cops arrested her for drunk driving Monday. The drug causes euphoria and gives the user the illusion of invincibility for fifteen minutes. Los Angeles holds a festival every year that's called the Running of the Nose.


Cuban leader Raul Castro gave a speech Thursday offering to normalize relations with America after President Bush leaves office. There's no reason why the two countries shouldn't get along. They have a sugar crop and we have an obesity epidemic.


Syria and Jordan asked the U.S. for help dealing with two million Iraqi refugees who fled over their borders. We're glad to help. The U.S. advised them to pay for their education through age eighteen plus all medical expenses, but don't give them driver's licenses.


Porsche announced in Germany Thursday that its first hybrid SUV will be on the market in three years. They should out-sell the Toyota Prius in America without a problem. A German's idea of a hybrid is half gasoline and half solid rocket booster.

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