Jewish World Review July 9, 2007 / 23 Tamuz, 5767
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Anchorwoman is a reality show that followed a bikini model who became a local news anchor in Texas. Ratings were low. Every time male viewers looked up and saw a bikini model they assumed it was a commercial for Budweiser and went to the refrigerator to get one.
Al Gore's son was pulled over by police on the San Diego Freeway Tuesday with marijuana, Valium, Xanax and Vicodin on him. The kid never had a chance. He got hooked on downers at an early age listening to his father read him bedtime stories.
Bill Clinton was walking in a Fourth of July parade and waving to the cheering crowd in Iowa Wednesday when a teenage girl ran out and kissed him. He looked let down. The whole idea of a vacation is to get away from your day-to-day office routine.
Bill Clinton criticized the Scooter Libby pardon Thursday by saying this White House considers the law nothing but a minor obstacle. It set off a firestorm. Politics really gets ugly when sex addicts start pointing out the flaws of warmongers.
FBI agents raided a house in Las Vegas Wednesday where they arrested three men for abducting an entire team of Chinese acrobats and holding them as slaves. The kidnappers are in big trouble. It's still a felony in Nevada to hoard railroad workers.
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