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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 31, 2006 / 6 Menachem-Av, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Tour de France winner Floyd Landis tested positive Thursday for high amounts of testosterone, which could indicate steroid use. His devoutly Mennonite mother rushed to his defense. She set down the two cows she was carrying and insisted it was genetic.


Democratic party chairman Howard Dean told a crowd in West Palm Beach Thursday that Congresswoman Katharine Harris reminds him of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin. He believed in controlling everything and everybody and didn't allow anyone to be rich. It's the nicest thing a Democrat can say about you.


Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger asked his fellow Californians to throw block parties Sunday and join him in celebrating his fifty-ninth birthday. It was celebrated across the state. Every year that he lives is a new record for steroid users.


Wal-Mart announced Friday it will shut down all its stores in Germany. This came a week after the retailer threatened to pull out of Chicago. Wal-Mart doesn't seem to do well in places with a tradition of authoritarian rule and good sausages.


Exxon Mobil announced Thursday it made ten billion dollars last quarter. The oil company said the Middle East will have to calm down before prices fall. It's their way of forecasting three thousand more years of continued record profits.


Nigerian governor candidate Funsho Williams was found strangled in his home Thursday with his arms tied behind his back and his legs bound together. His campaign manager has been arrested as the primary murder suspect. When you hire James Carville, it says right in the contract not to stray from the talking points.


SportsCenter baseball analyst Harold Reynolds was fired by ESPN on Wednesday for sexual harassment in the workplace. A lot of people saw this coming. He voted for Bill Clinton two times for president and three times for Play of the Day.


New York's Museum of Sex on Thursday unveiled a presidential bust of Hillary Clinton by sculptor Daniel Edwards, who says he wanted to display her sexuality. It may not be the first time she was sculpted. Everybody knows she's married to a chiseler.


North Korea vowed more missile testing Wednesday when the U.S. refused two-way talks with them. Their long-range missile was in the air just forty-nine seconds before it sputtered and fell to the earth. What do you expect, it was made in Korea.

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