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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 25, 2006 / 29 Tamuz, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Floyd Landis arrived at the Champs Elysee in triumph on Sunday as the winner of the Tour de France. He is from a strict Amish family in Pennsylvania. He had an unfair advantage over the other cyclists when you consider he was riding a horse.


New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez was crucified in the New York newspapers Monday. He's slumping at the plate and his play in the field is atrocious. Last Friday his throws were so wild that Hezbollah took credit for them when they landed.


The White House sent Condoleezza Rice to the Middle East Sunday as the refugee crisis worsened in Lebanon. The bad news is that only half the Americans in Beirut have been rescued. The good news is, we have almost finished evacuating New Orleans.


The State Department had difficulty processing Americans fleeing Lebanon on Sunday. Officials admitted it's hard to move that many people across a border without paperwork. There are just some things that Mexico is better at than we are.


Syria said Sunday it's willing to have talks with the U.S. to help resolve the conflict in Lebanon. That is totally in character. Syria is Iran's understudy in the Axis of Evil and they're always trying to think of a way to get into the show.


Hillary Clinton addressed the World Transplant Congress in Boston Sunday. It was a real gratitude-fest. She owes her success in the Senate to the transplant surgeons who removed the right wing from her rear end and implanted it in her brain.


Donald Trump's Miss Universe Pageant was held in Los Angeles on Sunday. He freely admits that he's the luckiest husband in the world. Donald Trump wound up with a woman who married him for his money and fame and not for who he really is.

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