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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 18, 2006 / 22 Tamuz, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Barry Bonds's lawyer said Friday she expects him to be indicted this week by a San Francisco grand jury. The prosecutor says he lied about his drug use and he gave unreported cash to his mistress. It's a mystery why he is booed in Los Angeles.

The Group of Eight leaders toasted each other at the banquet in St. Petersburg Saturday. It was a little bit tense. After one glass of wine, the president of France head-butted the prime minister of Italy and was red-carded and forced to miss dessert.

The Arab League voted Saturday to declare the Middle East peace process to be dead. They don't have the clout they once had. In five years Americans will be running their cars on chicken droppings and Tyson Foods will be the new Saudi Arabia.

North Korea vowed to continue missile testing Saturday after the U.N. Security Council voted to impose sanctions. Right now an unstable individual controls missiles that can reach Los Angeles. At last someone has a plan to deal with the traffic and illegal immigration.

Rudy Giuliani's former wife, TV host Donna Hanover, was reported Thursday to have taken a job as an online love and sex coach. Nice gig. Bill Clinton just figured out how to make a hundred thousand dollars a speech without leaving his den.

Albert Einstein's love letters to his mistresses were released Wednesday. He was so romantic. One time he took a beautiful woman to dinner, and when she ordered pasta and mushrooms he promised to make her a mushroom that will really impress her.

Ben Roethlisberger revealed Monday his motorcycle accident last month nearly killed him. He went flying through a windshield without a helmet. We're here to tell the French that America takes a back seat to no one in the art of head-butting.

Vladimir Putin horrified Russian family and church groups on Tuesday. He was shown on television lifting a little boy's shirt in a Moscow square and kissing him on the belly. Being a dictator isn't enough, now he wants to be the King of Pop.

CIA operative Valerie Plame sued Dick Cheney and Scooter Libby and Karl Rove Thursday. She says she feared for her life after they told reporters her true identity. No one was supposed to know she was Wonder Woman until the movie came out.

North Korean leader Kim Jong Il threatened an all-out war Thursday. He keeps a harem of women and washes down amphetamines with two quarts of Cognac a day. He is just one more Asian leader that President Bush will have to take to Graceland.

House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi told the Wall Street Journal Thursday that if the Democrats win control of the House in November she will use her power as Speaker to pay down the deficit. That's just what Wall Street likes to hear. They paid her six bucks a minute to say it over and over while barking like a puppy.

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