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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 17, 2006 / 21 Tamuz, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Ben Roethlisberger showed off his face Wednesday only a month after his near-fatal motorcycle accident. He flew head-first through a windshield. Doctors did a such an amazing job on him, Joan Rivers and Jerry Jones have taken up motorcycling.


Peter Coors must appear in Colorado court Thursday on drunk driving charges after he flunked a roadside breathalyzer test three months ago. Beer experts are really amazed. It's the first time in history anyone ever detected alcohol in Coors.


Valerie Plame addressed the TV cameras Friday about her lawsuit against Dick Cheney. She's a beautiful blonde, she drives a convertible, and she claims that the publicity ruined her life. At last there's a story a Los Angeles jury won't buy.


Iran threatened war Thursday if Syria is attacked, as Israeli air strikes hit to the north in Lebanon and Israeli armor advanced south into Gaza. It wasn't all bad news. Iraq looks so stable by comparison you would think Saddam was still in office.


Syria declared Friday they support Hezbollah against the Israelis. It's hard for Americans to keep track of these groups. Hezbollah supports the destruction of Israel and the Islamic takeover of the United States, and they are the moderates.


Bill Clinton was widely promoted Friday as a possible U.S. peace envoy for the Middle East situation. However, cooler heads prevailed and the idea was tabled. The last thing this situation needs is another U.S. predator drone prowling the area.


The Washington Post said Thursday Hillary Clinton plans to emphasize to voters that she's a Methodist. She's well on her way to every Methodist's goal. With twenty-two million dollars in her campaign account, she is an Episcopalian in all but name.


The Associated Press poll Friday showed Americans plan to vote for Democrats over Republicans this fall by a three-to-one margin. Some people got carried away with the news. It was really bad luck for House Minority leader Nancy Pelosi to purchase a powdered wig and ask her colleagues to address her as Lord Chancellor.


Space shuttle astronauts inspected Discovery's wings Friday to make sure it was safe to fly home. They received many messages from people on the ground. Americans wanted to ask the astronauts to say hi to the gasoline prices while they are up there.


The Internet buzzed with wild rumors Friday that Enron founder Ken Lay faked his own death to avoid a prison sentence. Anything's possible. So many Enron employees prayed for Ken Lay to burn in hell that he may well be summering in Texas.

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