Jewish World Review July 13, 2006 / 17 Tamuz, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Detroit Pistons superstar Ben Wallace shocked fans Friday when he jumped over to the Chicago Bulls. NBA players don't mind switching teams because they never have to pull their children out of school. They've always got kids in the next city.
German World Cup soccer coach Juergen Klinsmann refused a contract extension Monday to return to his adopted home of California. He was emotional. After six months in Germany he's sick of natural blondes and wants to come back to Los Angeles.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest set an opening weekend box office record on Sunday. The marketing was pure genius. The studio may have doubled the ticket sales when they demoted Johnny Depp and gave top billing to Air Conditioned.
White House spokesman Tony Snow ripped Bill Clinton Tuesday for wooing North Korea with flowers and chocolates when he was president. Even Japan on Friday offered to pacify North Korea with three little words. They are Tora, Tora and Tora.
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