Jewish World Review July 6, 2006 / 10 Tamuz, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
North Korea's Kim Jong Il launched missiles on Tuesday but
set off no alarms on the West Coast. He is an unstable individual
who drinks two quarts of cognac a day and keeps a harem. He'd
never attack Los Angeles if merely out of professional courtesy.
Germany played Italy in the World Cup semifinals Tuesday in
a rematch of the original Axis of Evil. The game wasn't much of an
ad for democracy. One day you're a threat to the civilized world
and the next you go two hours without scoring a goal.
The Space Shuttle blasted off Tuesday from Cape Canaveral.
It held together despite cracks in the foam and last-minute
repairs. It looked pretty bad when the cameras spotted Granny
Clampett in her rocking chair on the tip of the orbiter.
Heather Mills reportedly accepted a ten million pound divorce settlement from Sir Paul McCartney. Wise move. She had already been revealed as a porno model and a hooker for Arab arms merchants, and that was before the detectives were hired.
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