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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 3, 2006 / 7 Tamuz, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Arab nations backed Syria Thursday as Israeli planes buzzed Damascus. Tensions are high. The Arabs want the Israelis to shed the Golan Heights, the West Bank, the Gaza Strip and East Jerusalem or, as it is known in America, Star Jones surgery.


The Tudors began principal photography in England Friday starring Jonathan Rhys Meyers as young Henry VIII. The movie will air next year on Showtime. Because Henry VIII didn't have all six of his wives at the same time, he wasn't allowed on HBO.


President Bush joined Japan's prime minister in a visit to Graceland Friday. It was a nice pick-me-up for the president's spirits after what happened the day before. Nothing is as depressing as losing a Supreme Court case to Osama bin Laden's driver.


NASA personnel tried Friday to clear away vultures from the launch pad at Cape Canaveral before Saturday's launch. The scavengers circled overhead all week. If the omens looked any worse for the shuttle program FEMA would be in charge of it.


Hillary Clinton said Tuesday she baby-sat the children of migrant workers so they could go to work. That's how concerned she is about the welfare of minorities. Not only did she baby-sit for migrants, she took time off her job as a depot on the Underground Railroad to do it.


Hillary Clinton hired a blogger to be a part of her political communications team. She doesn't understand the Internet. Her husband is on the computer from midnight to four every morning and she thinks a blogger can find out what he's doing.


Superman Returns opened Thursday to big crowds and rave reviews. The country has changed a lot since his last visit almost thirty years ago. Superman has to be glad that the cocaine craze ended and a lot fewer people think they are Superman.


The Weather Channel said torrential rainfall in Washington D.C. Tuesday caused treacherous conditions. It was awful. FEMA employees rushed to the roof of their headquarters and they are still waiting for the mayor of New Orleans to rescue them.


Howard Dean promised Hispanic activists on Wednesday that Democrats won't make immigration an election issue. Is he blind? People in Arizona are so angry about illegal immigration, the Ku Klux Klan has started recruiting in black neighborhoods.


Bill Clinton said Thursday he and his wife think the Democratic Party should leave Iowa and New Hampshire alone at the front of the presidential primaries. He said from his own experience, more primaries wouldn't allow the candidates to do everything they need to do. It takes a certain amount of time to deny all those female accuser stories.

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