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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 29, 2005 / 22 Tamuz, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Jerry Lewis, it was announced Wednesday, will be given an Emmy Award in September for his charity work. His facial puffiness is much reduced. Last year all his box office records were returned to Roger Maris after he admitted being on steroids.


Lance Armstrong said Monday in Paris he's considering running for office. No one knows his party affiliation. He's got incredible discipline so he might be a Republican, but throughout his career he's been suspected of cheating so he might be a Democrat.


John Kerry's brother Cameron Kerry said Tuesday he wants to run for Secretary of State in Massachusetts. He's a lawyer in Boston. Imagine if he goes further in politics, John Kerry could have a future as the embarrassing brother of the president.


Senator Bill Frist begged Judiciary Chairman Arlen Specter Wednesday to hold the John Roberts confirmation hearings as quickly as possible in August. It doesn't matter. If confirmation hearings were on one channel and watching paint dry was on the other channel, Americans would watch the paint, even if it came in fuzzy.


Los Angeles mayor Antonio Villaraigosa asked residents on Wednesday to reduce traffic by using public transportation. Al- Qaeda won't attack public transit in Los Angeles. The terrorists would never leave our strippers for seventy-two virgins.


The New York Post said Tuesday that Osama bin Laden was plotting to buy tons of cocaine so he could poison it and sell it to Americans. He's got to be kidding. Within a week the poison would be the hottest party drug on the New York club scene.


Hillary Clinton's Senate aides were reported Wednesday to be drawing a second salary from her campaign committee. Her office said she's complying with all Senate ethics guidelines. At the end of the movie The Sting, there's a screen credit that says no Senate ethics guidelines were violated in the screenplay of this movie.


O.J. Simpson was ordered by a judge Tuesday to pay DirecTV for pirating. It had to happen. Once you've gotten away with double murder it's a rapid downhill slide to stealing satellite television signals and eventually breaking the Sabbath.

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