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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 26, 2005 / 19 Tamuz, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Willie Nelson performs Jamaican reggae music in a new album he released last week which displays a cannabis plant on the cover. Willie Nelson is feeling much better ever since he got the marijuana patch. It's in his back yard.


Wedding Crashers is a hit about two Washington D.C. lawyers who crash weddings to seduce vulnerable bridesmaids. The movie's message is clear. Democrats can relax and be themselves now that the special prosecutors are picking on Republicans.


Colombia offered Sunday to buy up the coca harvest to eradicate cocaine. Farmers would then vow never to grow coca again. Masterpiece Theater can't compete with some of the plays that are staged when the U.S. Congress is debating the foreign aid bill.


The Secret Man by Bob Woodward is a best-seller about FBI official Mark Felt, who admitted leaking Richard Nixon's involvement in Watergate. The scandal is quaint by later standards. Mark Felt claims he was Deep Throat and all he ever blew was the whistle.


Democrats demanded Friday that Karl Rove get fired for outing a CIA agent to the media. It's nuts. The CIA blames the White House, the White House blames the media and the media just wants to know when they get their one phone call from jail.


The Weather Channel last week attributed the nationwide heat wave to global warming. It sounded partisan. You got the feeling the weatherman was a Democrat when he said the new weather pattern will feature colder winters and Hooter summers.


Al Gore told the New York Times he used to call Johnny Carson for his advice on delivering jokes. He said Carson told him not to talk until the crowd stops laughing at him. This explains why he hasn't issued a public statement in five years.


The New York Assembly is debating a bill to require a minimum wage for stand-up comics. They don't know club owners. If a minimum wage law is passed the only comedians working in New York will be wearing prison uniforms and speaking Chinese.

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