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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 25, 2005 / 18 Tamuz, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Los Angeles was warned by an intelligence report Friday that al-Qaeda plans to attack L.A. in the fall. The terrorists will regret it if they do. Mexico might give up its neutrality in the War on Terror if their capital city is attacked.


Lance Armstrong pedaled toward Paris Saturday leading the Tour de France. The next day hundreds of bicyclists rolled into the capital city. It looked like rush hour in London and New York the day after bag searches started on the subways.


Judge John Roberts was coy to senators on Capitol Hill Thursday about how he would rule on Roe versus Wade. His wife is the general counsel for a Catholic women pro-life organization. Democrats are reduced to hoping that opposites attract. .


Joe Wilson promoted his book the Politics of Truth on TV Friday. He demanded to know why the White House outed his wife as a CIA agent. He didn't ask them to do it and he's not paying their sixty thousand dollar invoice for publicity services.


The Pentagon asked Congress Thursday to raise the maximum recruiting age for the Army to forty-two. The new recruits are getting older and older. Iraq may not be another Vietnam but at the rate they are going it might be a Vietnam reunion.


Bill Clinton, while in Kenya Friday, received an offer from a native tribesman of twenty head of cattle and forty goats for the hand of his daughter in marriage. It really made him laugh. That's exactly how his parents met except it was chickens.


The Weather Channel reported the entire U.S. in the grip of a brutal heat wave Thursday. It's nuts. Wedding Crashers doubled its box office last week after the studio demoted Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn and gave top billing to Air Conditioned.


The National Football League opens rookie training camp Monday. The drilling is incessant. During classes they learn the marijuana laws of all fifty states and on the field they practice roadside sobriety tests until they are second nature.


Democratic protesters denounced the president Thursday because the Supreme Court nominee wasn't black, a woman or a Hispanic. Many of them said they are tired of playing the white man's game. That's no way to welcome hockey back after a two-year absence.


New York City officials announced Thursday they will begin randomly checking the bags and backpacks of all subway and bus and ferry passengers. This won't make anybody safer. All it's going to do is put drug addicts behind the wheels of their own cars.


London subways and buses were targeted again by bombers Thursday. There were no casualties in this clumsy effort to destroy mass transportation. The attempt was so amateurish that it bore all the hallmarks of frustrated GM stockholders.


NBC's Andrea Mitchell was roughed up by the Sudanese president's bodyguards Wednesday. She's married to Alan Greenspan. They plan to run a tape of the assault on Jackass to show the Third World how not to get a loan from the Federal Reserve.


Saddam Hussein reportedly told prison guards that he's biding his time until U.S. troops leave and he's back in charge. Democrats feel his pain. Dan Rostenkowski is still waiting to get his chairmanship back on the House Ways and Means Committee.

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