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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 22, 2005 / 15 Tamuz, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Sandra Day O'Connor said Wednesday she's disappointed that Judge John Roberts is not a woman. That's the way the mop flops. The morning after the nomination every woman in America opened her computer and the screen read You've Got White Male.


John Roberts made the rounds on Capitol Hill Wednesday. He has said Roe versus Wade is wrong and ought to be overturned but it is the settled law of the land. Hillary Clinton offered him fifty bucks for the joke so she could add it to her act.


Hillary Clinton issued a careful statement Wednesday about the nomination of John Roberts for Supreme Court. What could she do? Democrats would prefer someone black, someone gay or someone female, but Michael Jackson is out of the question.


The Boston Globe reported Wednesday that John Roberts was a clean-living student at Harvard. Classmates say he didn't party or drink or use drugs. He even walked out of Animal House when he did not see Jane Goodall's name in the opening credits.


John Roberts wrote that the government overstepped its authority when the Endangered Species Act was used to protect a toad that lives only in California. Toads don't need any protection out here. All they have to do is kill their wives and they walk free.


Tiger Woods was blasted in letters to newspapers Monday for shouting profanities and sexual vulgarisms while he was live on the air during the British Open. It's obvious what's going on here. When his golf career is over he wants to go into radio.


The NFL reported major progress in negotiations Tuesday to bring an NFL team to the Los Angeles Coliseum. There are tens of thousands of Raider fans that are aching to get back to the Coliseum. They haven't eaten a Christian in ten years.

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