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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 20, 2005 / 13 Tamuz, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince came out Friday, pitting Harry against the menacing Lord Voldemort. These books perform a vital public service. They teach Anglo-Saxon children to always associate French surnames with evil and danger.


Florida teacher Debby Lafave failed to get probation Monday for seducing her schoolboys. Her lawyers argued that she's too attractive to be sent to prison. Blondes need to learn that the Los Angeles flag doesn't follow them wherever they go.


The Transpacific Yacht Race from Los Angeles to Honolulu started Sunday from the Palos Verdes Peninsula. There is no shortage of dark clouds in the sky. If Democrats had their way, all yacht races would begin a half-mile above Niagara Falls.


President Bush hosted a state dinner for India's prime minister Monday. He's Hindu. They believe if a customer service representative for Ford leads a good life he will come back in the next life as a customer service representative for BMW.


The U.S. Senate holds hearings today on ways to speed up the economic progress in Iraq. The Iraqis fear for their survival. They refuse to invest in their own businesses until the U.S. pledges not to open a Wal-Mart within fifty miles of them.


Alberto Gonzales announced Monday that methamphetamine has now passed marijuana as the greatest threat to American children. That's one way of looking at it. A more positive person would say we've just turned the corner on the obesity epidemic.


Hillary Clinton demanded on Monday that illegal immigrants be allowed to attend U.S. colleges. Her feeling is that children should not be penalized for the crimes of the parents. It's the only thing that keeps Chelsea from killing them.

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