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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 18, 2005 / 11 Tamuz, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Wedding Crashers was released Friday about a couple of guys who like to crash wedding receptions just to pick up the bridesmaids. It drew huge audiences all weekend. Democrats are right when they say that their values are the country's values.


Balco founder Victor Conte pleaded guilty Friday to distributing steroids to ballplayers. His penalty is being considered. After the low ratings came in for last week's All-Star Game, he could get the Major League Baseball catering contract.


WorldCom's former CEO Bernie Ebbers got twenty-five years in prison Wednesday for cheating company shareholders. However, he's not banned from investing while in prison. He can have his head in the stocks or he can have his feet in the stocks.


Great Britain arrested the subway bombmaker in Egypt Friday. They learned he studied science in the United States. Thank goodness, because if he had studied science in a nation with a decent school system imagine the bomb he could have made.


The British Open is center stage today in Scotland. Conditions can instantly turn from sunny and warm to cold and dark and howling. However, British Muslims can avoid this if they wear western street clothes and tell everyone they're Italian.


Kobe Bryant, it was announced Thursday, will appear in his first TV commercial in two years. He may not like the script at all. A hotel concierge is sent to purgatory and must choose between showing Russell Crowe or Kobe Bryant to his room.


Cuba hinted on Wednesday it will no longer participate in the World Baseball Classic. The tourney was held in Havana just once. Six times in one game a Cuban baserunner was thrown out trying go from first base to Florida on a single to right.


Howard Dean spoke to the NAACP Convention in Milwaukee Thursday where he accused the Republicans of maintaining a Southern Strategy. One side of his family founded Merrill Lynch and the other side founded Dean Witter. The only time this Democrat ever went South was when he bought WorldCom at ninety dollars a share.

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