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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 15, 2005 / 8 Tamuz, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Space Shuttle Discovery was pulled off the launching pad Wednesday seven minutes before the blast-off. Somebody noticed that the fuel gauge read almost empty. At today's gas prices, not even NASA puts in more than ten dollars at a time.


Wedding Crashers opens today about two guys who crash wedding receptions and seduce the bridesmaids. The movie is having a ripple effect. With all that free food and easy sex the idea of traditional marriage is starting to grow on Democrats.


Major League Baseball's All-Star game drew record-low ratings Tuesday. There were no superstar home-run hitters. Any day now Bud Selig will repeal his ban on steroids when it's discovered that performance-enhancing drugs help fight terrorism.


The British Open is underway this week at St. Andrews in Scotland. It's quite a test. The golfers face a long and unforgiving course dotted with one hundred and twelve bunkers up to six feet deep, and that's just airport security at Heathrow.


White House advisor Karl Rove found himself in possible legal jeopardy after his lawyer conceded that Rove secretly outed a female CIA agent to a reporter. That's politics. One day you're on the cover of Time and the next day you're doing it.


Hillary Clinton said Wednesday she wants an investigation of the video game Grand Theft Auto. She just found out that it's possible to download pornography off the Internet and hide it inside a video game. London bookies just posted three-to-one odds that Bill Clinton will learn to use a computer by the end of the week.


War of the Worlds starring Tom Cruise saved Hollywood's summer with its tale of an alien assault on New Jersey. If the world ever really comes to an end, the place you want to be is Bakersfield. It takes ten years for everything to get there.

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