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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 11, 2005 / 4 Tamuz, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Queen Elizabeth announced Friday that terrorists will not change the British way of life. There's no scaring her. In her eighty years she's been attacked by Adolf Hitler, Princess Di and Osama bin Laden, and the terrorists are zero for three.

The Major League Baseball All-Star Game is in Detroit Tuesday after the Home Run Derby tonight. The fans won't miss Jose Canseco and Jason Giambi and Mark McGwire. The Jumbotron is going to show the Congressional steroid hearings.

The International Olympic Committee dropped baseball from the Olympic Games on Friday. Since the sport was added twenty years ago, Cuba has won most of the gold medals. To make it up to Cuba, all the free-style swimming events will be held in a shark pool.

O.J. Simpson's neighbors phoned the cops last Monday while his girlfriend was beating him. He was trying to stop her from driving off drunk. The world is upside down when O.J. Simpson is the voice of reason and everyone's waiting for Tom Cruise to snap.

Prince Charles was shown on television Friday arriving at St. Mary's Hospital with Camilla in hand to comfort London bombing victims. He was as dull as ever. Prince Charles consoled the bombing victims and the bombing victims consoled Camilla.

The G-8 leaders approved an aid package for Africa Friday. They also granted an aid package to the Palestinians. The Africans and the Palestinians thought the packages looked so suspicious that they sent them to a Swiss bank to be checked out.

NASA announced Friday it will relax security procedures for the next space shuttle launch. They feel they've solved the security problem. Three astronauts are at Guantanamo for trying to smuggle a nail clippers onto a space shuttle flight.

Bill Clinton gave the opening talk at the Aspen Institute's Ideas Festival on Friday but Hillary Clinton gave the featured speech on Sunday. The former president is now his wife's opening act. Once Sonny Bono was eclipsed by Cher it was all downhill after that.

The World Series of Poker kicked off Thursday in Las Vegas, attracting three thousand entries. The sport of poker is being advertised as family-friendly. Nothing brings a family closer than six people moving into a one-bedroom apartment. The Truth about Hillary by Ed Klein (Click HERE to purchase. Sales help fund JWR.) hit number-one on the Amazon best-seller list. It says Hillary used to physically beat Bill because of his infidelity. So if you ever saw Bill with scrapes and scratches, you knew he'd had a good week.

Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani just happened to be in London on Thursday when the bombs went off. He was only a block away from the main explosion. The terrorists have been after him ever since he closed the strip bars in Times Square.

The G-8 meeting had to shelve poverty relief for Africa Thursday. Terrorism went back to the top of the agenda after the London bombings stole the spotlight. Next time Live 8 wants some media attention they'll use more pyrotechnics onstage.

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