Jewish World Review July 8, 2005 / 1 Tamuz, 5765
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
London was awarded the 2012 Olympic Games over Paris on
Wednesday. America's mood was a factor in the IOC's voting. When
you're planning something that far ahead you want to pick the side
of the English Channel that's still going to be there.
President Bush from Scotland Wednesday asked partisans in
Washington to lay off attacks on Attorney General Alberto Gonzales
as a possible Supreme Court nominee. Senate Democrats promised to
turn him upside down under hot lights and shake him until they get
the truth out of him. They don't like his stance on torture.
President Bush promised Wednesday he will appoint a Supreme
Court nominee who strictly follows the Constitution. In the last
fifty years the Supreme Court has become a super-legislature that
runs everything. They might as well call it Law-Mart.
Michelle Wie today may become the first woman to make the
cut on a PGA tour event in sixty years. It makes men
uncomfortable. When they hear that a woman made the cut, they just
want to know if it can be stitched back on and if it will still
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