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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review July 1, 2005 / 24 Sivan, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | War of the Worlds opened in movie theaters nationwide Thursday and drew huge crowds. People looked very relieved and happy as they left the theaters. They couldn't believe they had just witnessed a war that ended in less than eleven years.


Congress voted Wednesday to chart the exact path of the Trail of Tears where Andrew Jackson forced the Cherokees to move from Georgia to Oklahoma. No one was thinking clearly. This was the only war in history where the loser got the oil land.


The Los Angeles Lakers took seventeen-year-old Andrew Bynum in the NBA draft Tuesday. The center will be the youngest player in NBA history. He wanted to play for the Los Angeles Lakers because their uniforms are the same color as Tinky Winky.


George Steinbrenner called an emergency meeting in Florida Tuesday to revive his listless New York Yankees. During the meeting the building was hit by lightning. Ever since the Yankees went on satellite television they have angry fans everywhere.


Tom Cruise was ripped by Congress Wednesday over his criticism of psychiatry that's based on his belief in Scientology. It's a goofy fringe sect. Scientology is never going to be taken seriously as a religion until they start molesting boys.


Richard Nixon's son-in-law Edward Cox said Wednesday he may run for U.S. Senate against Hillary Clinton. The Nixon family and Clinton family have one thing in common. They were both very nearly run out of the White House thanks to Deep Throat.


Capitol Hill was evacuated Wednesday after a small plane flew into restricted airspace over Washington. It interrupted the people's business. We're never going to be able to fully shake down all these Indian casinos unless we can sit still and concentrate.

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