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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 20, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | ABCís poll showed sixty-eight percent of Independent voters donít like Trump and sixty-three percent donít like Hillary. Theyíre the two most unpopular nominees in polling history. Meanwhile, Queen Elizabeth holds on to her eighty percent approval rating like itís a rent-controlled apartment.

Donald Trump shrugged off his poll slump Thursday and vowed to win by honestly addressing the nationís mortal threats. Many people are fed up with political correctness. Itís been four days since the latest tragedy to hit Orlando and President Obama still wonít say the words radical alligator.

The Riviera Hotel was imploded on Tuesday to make way for a larger Las Vegas Tourism and Visitors Bureau facility. The competition for tourist dollars is real. The Orlando Tourism and Visitors Bureau is seriously thinking about changing its motto, If Our Guns Donít Get You, Our Gators Will.

Disneyworld was horrified Wednesday when an alligator snatched a little child as it played on the banks of a pond adjoining the Disney Park. The politicians were next to swoop in. President Obama visited Orlando and he said let us not blame the alligator, let us blame the alligatorís dentist.

President Obama and Joe Biden stopped by Disney World after they appeared in Orlando on Thursday. They were met at the front gate by Mickey Mouse who was wearing a Joe Biden watch. While in Disney World, they walked into Fantasyland and rode the Islam is a Religion of Peace ride.

Orlando shooter Omar Mateen was refused body armor by a gun store owner last week whoíd overheard him speaking Arabic and notified the FBI of a suspicious person. The FBI wrote down the phone message very carefully. The message said to be sure to pick up a quart of milk and a loaf of bread on the way home.

CIA Director John Brennan told Congress Thursday that ISIS fighters are slipping across the border to attack the U.S. The border is sealable. All we have to do is give the Comanches their land back and after they are finished with ISIS, we can deal with the U.N. Human Rights Commission later.

Donald Trump at a Dallas rally Thursday stood by his Muslim ban and slammed Republicans who wonít endorse him. He then threatened to ditch the GOP and run for president on his own this year. Itís the craziest thing Donald Trump has said since whatever crazy thing he said yesterday.

Donald Trump took the day off the campaign trail to celebrate his seventieth birthday with his wife and family at Trump Tower in New York. What a character. Whenever Donald Trump gazes up at the millions of stars in the sky at night, he realizes just how insignificant everyone else is.

Donald Trump ripped Barack Obama for going easy on Islamic terrorism Tuesday. They hate each other. President Obama responded to the alligator child-snatching tragedy at Disneyworld by pointing out that Trump sells golf shirts with little alligators on them in every one of his pro shops.

Donald Trump ripped Hillary Clinton for taking Clinton Foundation donations from Muslim countries that enslave women. Theyíre strict. If youíre watching movies in a Saudi hotel room, Thelma and Louise only lasts eight minutes because they cut all the scenes where women are driving.

The National Football League issued a new rule covering the coin flips that occur before each and every NFL football game. They said from now on, the coin must visibly turn over in the air. It was getting weird this past year, when every time the referees tossed the coin, Hillary Clinton won.

Hillary Clinton took the unquestioned Democratic nominee title after she won the Washington, D.C. primary. Now itís being debated what to call her. Democrats want to call her Hillary Rodham Clinton, Independents like to say Hillary Clinton and to Republicans sheíll always be Lady Voldemort.

The RNC released an attack ad on Bill and Hillary Clinton that shows video clips of their past denials of wrongdoing. His denials wound up in impeachment. When Bill Clinton left the White House, he was in such disgrace he wasnít allowed to join Pebble Beach, and itís a public golf course.


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