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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 15, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hillary Clinton in a national speech Monday singled out the oil kingdoms of Saudi Arabia and Qatar and Kuwait and ripped them for allowing terrorist attacks against the West to be supported from their countries. This can only mean one thing. Their checks to the Clinton Foundation bounced.

Hillary Clinton vowed to outlaw the sale of automatic weapons Sunday while accusing Donald Trump of singling out one religion for criticism. Writing speeches for presidential candidates has changed dramatically. Campaign speeches once began with the words, if elected--now it’s, if convicted.

Orlando shooter Omar Mateen called the police Saturday and pledged his fealty to the Islamic State in the middle of his murderous spree. The president said we Americans need to change our attitudes about gay people. It’s the Democrats’ answer to George W. Bush invading the wrong country.

The FBI said Monday it had detained Orlando terrorist Omar Mateen over his radical posts on social media. His dad is a Taliban champion, Omar traveled to Saudi Arabia twice, and he bragged to co-workers about having ISIS ties. There are fewer red flags in Moscow at the Victory Day Parade.

The PGA Tour decided to move its longtime annual tournament from Donald Trump’s Doral Country Club to a golf course in Mexico City. It had to sting. In order to keep the Doral Country Club from losing future golf tournaments to Mexico, Trump announced he’s going to build a hedge.

Bob Dole stood by his endorsement of Donald Trump Friday, citing party loyalty. Dole said he can’t vote for George Washington this year. The reason Americans love George Washington so much is that he’s the only president who didn’t blame all his problems on the previous administration.

Hillary Clinton in an interview vowed to protect America’s cyber-security on Tuesday. She’s under criminal probe for mishandling classified data on her private server. She couldn’t have given Donald Trump a nicer birthday present if she’s popped out of a cake shaped like an indictment.

Russian government hackers broke into the Democratic Party’s computer and saw all the DNC opposition research on Trump. They saw every nasty, salacious, and crooked deal he’s ever done. The Russians could have saved a lot of money by just buying a subscription to the Romney Newsletter.

Great Britain held a Trooping of the Colours parade in London honoring Queen Elizabeth on her ninetieth birthday. It was cheered all over the English-settled world. If the British had never come to America, we’d all be speaking Spanish, as opposed to just half the country speaking Spanish.

Broadway handed eleven Tony Awards to Hamilton, about America’s pre-eminent constitutional framer. At the Constitutional Convention he almost succeeded in making the presidency a lifetime post contingent on good moral behavior. Today we’d be in the fifty-fifth year of President Pat Boone.

NBC News reports Homeland Security officials were red-faced after a test of airport screeners last week when the screeners missed sixty-seven out of seventy fake bombs going through their security station. That’s the bad news. The good news is that they were able to spot all two hundred fake boobs.

California last week became the fifth state to enact a Right-to-Die law which allows terminally ill patients the right to end their own lives. If you’ve chosen to die, the method of death is very quick and sudden. You really anger a celebrity, who has the right to kill you in the state of California.

NASCAR driver Duane Suarez made history, becoming the first Mexican to win a NASCAR race on Sunday in Michigan Speedway. He’s a pioneer. Until now twenty million Mexicans have crossed the finish line successfully but Duane was the first one in the driver’s seat and not in the trunk of the car.

A British Court found a couple guilty of engaging in slavery for overworking and underpaying six Lithuanians to catch chickens on free-range chicken farms. It’s a case of do-gooding gone wrong. Animal rights activists didn’t want chickens in cages and now they’ve got chicken catchers in slavery.


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