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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 7, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hillary Clinton declared Donald Trump mentally unfit†Friday, prompting Trump to say he will prosecute Crooked Hillary after he beats her. This is great theater. Americans owe Donald Trump a huge debt of gratitude for taking American politics and raising it to the level of professional wrestling.

Senator Harry Reid chastised Senator Bernie Sanders†Friday, telling him itís time to get out of the race and unify the Democratic Party behind Hillary Clintonís candidacy. Reid grew up as the cleaning boy in a Nevada brothel and became Majority Leader of the U.S. Senate. Itís a lateral transfer.

The State Departmentís Inspector General released a scathing report on Hillary Clintonís use of a private e-mail account to conduct State Department business. It didnít faze her in the least. Hillaryís been on the brink of disaster so many times thereís a brass plaque there with her name on it.

NASA disclosed that astronomers working with the Kepler telescope just found another planet in the Milky Way that looks like Earth. The planet is eight quadrillion miles away, orbits a similar sun and could support human life. Mexico has already named the planet Plan B in case Trump wins.

Russiaís Vladimir Putin praised Donald Trump as a rational man†Friday. His foreign support is eclectic. North Koreaís state-run newspaper endorsed Donald Trump Monday, calling him a wise politician and far-sighted man, although hostage negotiators agree that could be the starvation talking.

Venezuelan protesters marched on the presidential palace to demand food†Friday†because the government canít fill the store shelves. Itís not a good ad for socialism. Youíd think a country that produces oil, cocaine and coffee could live off the United States like a millenial in the family basement.

† The California primary is held today, which should help crystallize this yearís issues. Everyone knows somethingís seriously wrong in this country but theyíre blaming different things. Bernie is blaming the banks, Donald Trump is blaming Mexicans, and Hillary is blaming the Microsoft Cloud.

Donald Trumpís rally in San Jose†Thursday†was marred by rioters outside the hall who waved Mexican flags and burned U.S. flags. What a civics lesson. Itís hard for Republicans to realize that the U.S. flag represents another time in our nationís history, and it has no place in todayís Greater Mexico.

Donald Trump said Trump University canít get a fair trial from the Mexican judge assigned to the case. The judge belongs to La Raza, he backs illegal immigration and his law firm gave half a million to the Clintons. Johnnie Cochran couldnít get Trump a not-guilty verdict in this courtroom.†

Iraqi Army troops advanced to the outskirts of Fallujah†Thursday†as they attempted to re-take the Sunni city from ISIS. The locals have been living under the yoke of ISIS terror for over two years. A few months ago, ISIS beheaded a street magician and for once we were all on the same page.


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