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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 15, 2015

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Department of Health and Human Services admitted it paid ten million dollars in Medicaid payments to people who were dead this year. It wasn't a waste. The medicine worked well enough to allow them to make it to the polls and give Mayor Rahm Emanuel just the margin of victory he needed.

President Obama battled with House Democrats Thursday over the existence of family detention centers in Texas to house illegal immigrant mothers and their children from Central America. We have no choice but to take care of them. These kids represent the future of soccer in the United States.

President Obama admitted in Germany on Sunday he doesn't have a strategy to defeat ISIS and afterwards he was flooded with good military advice. Admitting in Germany that you don't have a military strategy is like having no cocaine when you get to Los Angeles. You've come to the right place.

President Obama cited a poll Monday which said that the United States was once again the most respected nation in the world. We are the best country, but only barely. The British Constitution gives British subjects the same rights that American citizens enjoy, only we add complimentary TSA groping.

AA marked eighty years since Bill Wilson and Dr. Bob founded AA on Friday. Bill was in Akron on business trying not to drink and called Bob, referred to Bill by Bob's minister as a drunk, from a hotel pay phone, and Bob invited Bill to drop by and discuss their drinking, and they stayed sober. Had this happened today, Bob wouldn't have recognized the number on Caller ID and let the machine pick it up.



GOP candidate Lindsay Graham who is single said Tuesday if elected he will have rotating first ladies. He's already vowed to raise taxes, fund health care, destroy ISIS and he's welcomed transgenders, now he's promising to sleep around. Hillary Clinton doesn't know whether to defeat him or marry him.

BP's annual world energy review reports the U.S. surpassed Russia last year as the world's top oil producer. The Dow Jones hit a new high as the president pressed a free trade deal. When Barack Obama set out to emulate Abe Lincoln he didn't mean to become the greatest Republican who ever lived.

The White House press briefing room was evacuated Tuesday when an alarm went off and Secret Service agents swept into the room with bomb-sniffing dogs. Reporters were out of there in seconds. There was no reason for alarm, it was just Hillary Clinton testing out her new press conference plan.

Hillary Clinton was a guest at the Wildlife Conservation Society's benefit in New York. They raise millions from rich New Yorkers to protect endangered elephants from ivory poachers. Her Clinton Foundation raises millions to protect kids from inheriting too much money from rich New York parents.

The White House announced it will send an additional four hundred U.S. troops to Iraq to train the Iraqis to fight ISIS. The U.S. troops are advancing the same policy we've had throughout history. We have to rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent country that will one day hate the United States.

England joined the U.S. in sending military trainers to whip Iraq's army into shape Tuesday. The policy is, we're going to try to train the Sunnis, who hate the Shiites, to fight alongside the Shiites against the Sunnis who hate the Shiites. Laurel and Hardy looked better pushing a piano up the stairs.

Charles Manson's prosecutor Vince Bugliosi died Sunday four decades after obtaining multiple murder convictions for Manson in a year-long TV trial. It was mesmerizing. TV snobs who say they prefer the original Family Guy always insist that Charles Manson was much funnier than Peter Griffin.


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