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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 2, 2014 / 4 Sivan, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |

Google unveiled its new hands-free-driving subcompact car Wednesday with no steering wheel and no accelerator and no brake pedal. It's also easy on gas usage. Engineers point out that it's a hybrid vehicle but it doesn't become fully electrified until it crashes into the light pole.

L.A. Clippers billionaire owner Donald Sterling vowed Thursday to fight the NBA for using an illegally-made tape recording to strip him of his NBA team. Sterling is reputed to still have the first nickel he ever made. Misers are not fun to live with but they make wonderful ancestors.

The Scripps National Spelling Bee field was reduced to twelve school kids in Wednesday's spelling competition in the ballroom of the Gaylord Resort Hotel in Maryland. The kids are brilliant. The TV audience is enormous because, after all, India considers this their Super Bowl.

A Boston College professor said white male privilege caused the Santa Barbara campus shooting spree. That's not true. If white males went on shooting sprees in proportion to the amount of white male privilege they had enjoyed, I'd be the last American to leave Afghanistan.

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel appears on the Tonight Show Tuesday as part of a drive to raise money for the Special Olympics. They're adding exhibition events. There won't be a dry eye watching the next Special Olympics when Fifty Cent plays catch with President Obama.

Brad Pitt was struck in the face by a Ukrainian reporter at a movie premiere. Previously this guy kissed Will Smith and hugged Leo DiCaprio by the knees on red carpets. Now the Emmy Awards could be ruined by the number of stars urging Putin to finish the job in Ukraine.



Hillary Clinton released a video Friday saying it is time to end the Cancer of Inequality in America . It's a real anger. Some women think male medical researchers have been coasting since they invented anti-impotence pills seventeen years ago, thinking that their work was done.

NASA announced a manned mission to Mars in twenty years to set up a colony there. The colonists would live under a protective dome. Already people are rushing to enroll their kids in the school that's inside the dome, so they don't get stuck in the school that's outside the dome.

Arizona officials reported thousands of illegal alien children are arriving at Tucson bus stations. They're now allowed to live in the U.S. if they can prove they have relatives that will take them in. It gave every American who's ninth or tenth cousin to Queen Elizabeth a great idea.

President Obama's foreign policy speech Tuesday was ripped as passive by the New York Times last week. However he's escalated the war in Afghanistan, assassinated Osama bin Laden and ordered drones to attack al-Qaeda. It's like he took the Nobel Peace Prize as an insult.

Donald Trump addressed the National Press Club and offered Barack Obama fifty million dollars to produce his birth records. It's three years too late to matter. Republicans were so happy about the killing of Osama bin Laden that they granted President Obama full citizenship.

President Obama hosted sports commissioners and athletes from many sports Thursday to discuss ways to avoid concussions. He said he probably had multiple mild concussions in high school . The pot was so strong in Hawaii it was quite common to hit your head on the bong.

Cherokee college students in Oklahoma announced plans to retrace on bicycle the trek from Georgia to Oklahoma their ancestors were forced to take after losing a war to Andrew Jackson. He wasn't that bright. It's the only war in U.S. history where the losers got the oil land.

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