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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 30, 2014 / 2 Tammuz, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |

Kim Jung Un threatened to attack L.A. over the movie comedy The Interview about killing North Korea's leader. A CIA profile says that Kim snorts coke, drinks cognac, sleeps with teenage girls and loves the NBA. You'd think he'd spare Los Angeles out of professional courtesy.

Gary Oldman apologized on Jimmy Kimmel for defending Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic rants as normal human language. It's time to move on. Gary Oldman has just started work on his new movie directed by Oliver Stone that tells the true story of how the Jews bombed Pearl Harbor--the name of the movie is Torah, Torah, Torah.

Iraq was aided by Syrian attacks on Sunni insurgents Thursday and by Iran who rushed supplies to Baghdad. Iraqi morale is very low. Iraq's dream of winning the World Cup ended during the first match of the qualifying round when the team threw off their uniforms and fled.

The U.S.-Germany World Cup soccer game drew big ratings for ESPN Thursday. The game is soaring here. Democrats say it's the sport of the future, while Republicans say now that America is becoming a Third World Country, it's only natural that we're getting good at soccer.

Germany's soccer team narrowly defeated the U.S. in World Cup action in Brazil Thursday but both teams advanced to the next round. It's clearly their national sport and not ours. If Germany doesn't win the World Cup, expect many of them to stay in Brazil and go into hiding.

The Hunt for Hitler's Billions is a TV documentary that aired in Britain which shows how the German dictator died a billionaire. It wasn't just book sales and speaking fees. He came into some money late in life when a giant reward was offered to the person who could kill Hitler.



Domino's Pizza's plans to deliver pizzas to your doorstep by drone aircraft was shelved Tuesday by the FAA ruling against the commercial use of drones. It was the danger factor. No one wants to see something that kills innocent civilians being delivered by a drone aircraft.

The White House vowed faster deportation of illegal immigrants Thursday in the wake of the invasion of Central American kids. Nothing works. Last year, the U.S. began flying illegal aliens to Mexico, then they used their frequent flyer miles to get a free flight back to San Diego.

President Obama in an interview last week claimed the U.S. needs the immigrant children pouring across the border from Central America. He said they're needed for the future. Right now the U.S. birth rate is so low that the Maury Povich Show may have to cut back to half an hour.

House Speaker John Boehner confirmed to reporters Tuesday he intends to file a lawsuit in D.C. court President Obama. It's a huge surprise that the Speaker is suing the president. It had never occurred to anyone that Barack Obama might own a tanning parlor near Capitol Hill.

The Supreme Court ruled President Obama can't make recess appointments while the U.S. Senate is still in session. As the head of the executive branch, it's now President Obama's duty to enforce the ruling against President Obama. You'd have better luck ordering him to putt out.

Europe marked the World War I centennial begun when Austria's Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated on parade in Sarajevo. He was shot after he told his chauffeur to go back up the avenue so he could bask in a second round of applause. Fifty million people died because Archduke Ferdinand violated the first rule of show business, always leave them wanting more.

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