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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 25, 2013/ 18 Tamuz, 5773

Snowden's Fantasy Now Grim Reality

By Roger Simon



JewishWorldReview.com | International man of mystery, leaker of secrets and self-proclaimed spy Edward Snowden is now deep into his own martyrdom.

"All I can say right now is the U.S. government is not going to be able to cover this up by jailing or murdering me," Snowden said recently.

Asked what advice he had for future leakers, he said, "This country is worth dying for."

Snowden also believes it is worth fleeing from. And not just with a toothbrush and a change of undies, but with four laptops and at least one thumb drive packed with U.S. intelligence secrets.

Snowden, who just turned 30, dropped out of high school, college and the military, but nonetheless became an American success story. He achieved a six-figure salary and cushy job in Hawaii with the one industry that seems to require no real qualifications or serious background checks: the United States intelligence community.

About a third of U.S. intelligence workers are employed by private companies, whose guiding force appears to be maximizing profit rather than protecting the nation. Surprise.

Snowden was given a top secret security clearance, even though he had scant qualifications. He revealed a bunch of secrets and then flew the coop to Hong Kong. Over the weekend, Snowden flew the coop again, this time to Russia.

According to The Wall Street Journal, "In part, Mr. Snowden's determination to leave Hong Kong was based on the fear of losing access to the Internet."

Giving up your country, your friends and family was one thing, but giving up the Internet? C'mon, let's not get crazy

Snowden is now learning that the life of the super-snoop is not quite as cushy a life as he had in Hawaii. First of all, he has become a hot potato.

According to The New York Times: "Two Western intelligence experts, who worked for major government spy agencies, said they believed that the Chinese government had managed to drain the contents of the four laptops that Mr. Snowden said he brought to Hong Kong. ... If that were the case, they said, China would no longer need or want to have Mr. Snowden remain in Hong Kong."

So Snowden hightailed it to the friendly confines of Russia, where he ended up at a "capsule hotel" at Sheremetyevo Airport outside Moscow, a far cry from the luxury hotel he once occupied in Hong Kong. Capsule hotels have teeny-tiny rooms, some without windows, that are stacked on top of each other like coffins.

Further, the Russian authorities, perhaps wondering if all of Snowden's thumb drives had been located, made Snowden undergo "a medical exam" before being taken to his hotel. I imagine the Russians checked cavities Snowden did not know he possessed.

Nothing Snowden has ever faced in his life has prepared him for this. He appears to have been a young man who drifted back and forth between the real world and the fantasy world of computer games.

"His fascination with games continued even as he rose to more responsible positions" in the intelligence community, The Washington Post wrote.

"'I woke this morning with a new name,' he announced excitedly in 2010, referring to his gaming avatar. 'That name is Wolfking. Wolfking Awesomefox.'"

Though he flirted with the idea of becoming a male model, Snowden decided the world of secret intelligence held certain advantages. "If somebody likes you, it doesn't even matter if you put your pants on before your underwear in the morning — you will get the job," he wrote.

"Get a (security) clearance," he also wrote. "If you're cleared, have a lifestyle and have specialized IT skills, you can go anywhere in the world right now. Thank god for wars."

About eight years ago, Snowden began dating a pole-dancing instructor, and according to The Washington Post: "He boasted online about relations with his girlfriend, noting at one point: 'You have not lived until you've rolled over to post-coital Krispy Kremes. That's what being an American is all about.'"

As I write this, Snowden is thought still to be in Russia, but possibly on his way to Ecuador via Cuba and Venezuela.

I don't know what he expects to find at the end of his rainbow, but I think he will learn that once his secrets are used up, he will be just another fugitive, eager to recount to anyone who will still listen what a big deal he used to be.

He is not Wolfking Awesomefox. And he eventually will come to the realization that America is about more than sex and doughnuts. It is the country that gave him everything.

And I think he is going to miss it very much.

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