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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 25, 2013 / 17 Tamuz, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Kim Kardashian and Kanye West leaked news to TMZ on Friday that they decided to name their baby daughter North with no middle name. They waited seven days before finally deciding on North. Leave it to a Kardashian to name her baby daughter after a pole.

California former porn star Jenna Jameson was reported Friday expressing interest in running for Congress in Southern California. She faces family considerations. What kind of role model would she be if her kids ever found out she was a Member of Congress?

New England Patriots player Aaron Hernandez was probed for a Boston murder and he's being sued for shooting a pal in the face. It's a miracle. Team owner Robert Kraft finally has a player with the skills necessary to get his Super Bowl ring back from Vladimir Putin.

Russia's Vladimir Putin denounced President Obama for supplying the Syrian rebels at the G-8 summit and accused Syrian rebels of practicing cannibalism. It nust be true. Barack Obama is sending the rebels rocket launchers, rifles, chef's knives and fine cutlery.

Wall Street fell Thursday, costing investors billions in lost stock values in the same day polls showed that Hillary Clinton is the huge favorite to be the next president. It wasn't all bad news for the Republicans. It turns out that depression is covered under Obamacare.

President Obama's job approval fell among Democrats in June. His drone program and NSA spying has hurt him with liberals. Democrats don't like the new Obama who tracks down Muslim extremists, they prefer the old Obama who was a Muslim extremist.

Joe Torre's daughter spotted a one-year-old baby falling out of a third-story window in Brooklyn Friday and caught the baby. Glad she's the daughter of a baseball player, not a football star. She might have spiked the baby after she caught it and chicken-danced.

The New York Post gave details of the heart attack death of Sopranos star James Gandolfini Wednesday. He'd just eaten two jumbo fried shrimp while drinking four Pina Coladas, four shots of rum and two beers. There is no way he left us for a better world than that one.

The American Medical Association changed a diagnosis Friday and classified obesity as a disease that requires medical attention. They were able to label obesity a disease because all cases of obesity have one symptom. It makes everything taste good except salad.

Paula Deen apologized on video Friday after the media ripped her for admitting her past racist language. She couldn't keep the secret forever. It was always obvious on her cooking show where the spice rack was divided into two sections, whites and colored.

House Republicans said the Senate immigration bill is one thousand pages long and weighs thirty pounds. It's embarrassing. Every morning the Senate Clerk has to stop by Home Depot and pick up a day worker and hire him to carry the bill onto the Senate floor.

GOP Senators warned Friday of election fraud if the immigration bill passes. We live in a country where no ID is required to vote and no ID is required to purchase morning-after birth control pills. What happens in the voting booth stays in the voting booth.

President Obama and Vladimir Putin sat across from one another stone-faced and silent at the G-8 press briefing. They glared at one another and didn't say a word. It let families know how brutal Thanksgiving Dinner would be if family members could listen in on other family member's phone calls all year and find out what we really think of each other.

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