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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 21, 2013 / 13 Tamuz, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The American Medical Association classified obesity a disease Tuesday. The country is forty pounds overweight per capita. Young people won't believe this, but there was a time in the Seventies when two people could get into the hot tub without flooding the patio.

The FBI foiled a plot by a GE technician to kill President Obama with an X-ray bomb after the Ku Klux Klan heard his plan and tipped off the feds. This is the last straw for liberals. President Obama has turned out to be so conservative that the Klan's got his back.

The White House announced Wednesday that the U.S. and the Taliban have agreed to hold peace talks in Afghanistan soon. The enemy's demands are simple. They want the same weapons we're giving the Taliban in Syria or they are filing a discrimination suit.

NFL owner Bob Kraft says Vladimir Putin stole his Super Bowl ring a few years back when they met in the Kremlin. It's now a major incident. This week President Obama should have used his outdoor speech in Berlin to challenge Mr. Putin to give back that ring.

President Obama got a cold and unreceptive crowd in Berlin Wednesday when only four thousand people turned out to hear him at the Brandenburg Gate. They're very mad at us. It turns out we never paid them royalties for using East Germany's spy program.

Martin Sheen urged the president to get rid of the U.S. nucelar arsenal Tuesday. Last year he led a protest parade in Hollywood with tape over his mouth. He wanted to show the world at least one member of the Sheen family can still breathe through his nose.

FBI agents failed to find Jimmy Hoffa buried in a Detroit yard Tuesday. He controlled all trucking, he built Las Vegas hotels with union loans to mobsters and he infuriated Democrats by backing Richard Nixon who pardoned him. The point is, everyone killed him.

Iran president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will step down for Iran's just-elected President Rahani. Iran's president was an extremist whose motto was Death to America but the new guy is a moderate. His followers carry posters calling for Irritable Bowel Syndrome for America.

Men's Wearhouse stock fell Tuesday after the board fired founder and TV spoksman George Zimmer. It's obvious why. Men's Wearhouse fired George Zimmer because they found an identical brandname bearded guy for half the price of the retail bearded guy.

The IRS prompted a public outcry Tuesday by announcing plans to give out seventy million dollars in performance bonuses this week to IRS agents, IRS supervisors and IRS employees. It's not much at all. You wouldn't do that job for just a dollar a conservative.

President Obama gave a speech in Northern Ireland Tuesday where he said Catholic schools and Protestant schools promote divisiveness. He's living proof. Barack Obama attended a private religious school, and today half the country wants Obama to always be president and the other half want to ask Queen Elizabeth to forgive us and take us back.

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