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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 20, 2013 / 12 Tamuz, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama flew to Germany to address the German people in Berlin. It might cheer him up. He's been ripped by both U.S. parties lately for being an authoritarian and a compulsive speech-maker so he might as well go where it's traditionally appreciated.

Nazi Germany's SS commander Michael Carcoc was discovered in Minnesota Sunday at the age of ninety-four. What a bittersweet story. The Nazis wanted to live in a world of blonde blue-eyed Germans but Michael Carcoc is the only one who made it to Minnesota.

The Congressional Democrats walloped the Congressional Republicans in the annual baseball game Saturday. It's not a surprise at all. House Republicans will never win this ball game until they drop their requirement that congressional staffers must be U.S. citizens.

The U.S. Senate heard testimony Tuesday from the NSA general in charge of the NSA's surveillance programs. They do help keep the peace. He pointed out that the NSA spying program thwarted fifty terrorist plots as well as millions of drunk e-mails to ex-girlfriends.

NSA whistleblower and fugitive Ed Snowden gave an online press conference for two hours Monday from somewhere in Hong Kong. We know where he is. The hum from the drones over Hong Kong is so loud that residents are starting to think the ciccadas arrived.

The Drug Enforcement Agency reminded the public that Monday is the forty-second anniversary of the War on Drugs. It wound up being a real esteem-builder. Until the U.S. declared War on Drugs, Mexico's only victory worth talking about was the Alamo.

FBI agents searched under a house north of Detroit Monday when they got a tip that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there. Jimmy Hoffa was last seen on the house's back patio, getting inside a Mafia hot tub. A Mafia hot tub is five feet wide and two thousand feet deep.

The FBI busted a Pakistani American who owned 7-Eleven stores on Long Island for using smuggled Pakistani illegals to work for him. The operation spread fast. The feds got suspicions when one of the Long Island Little League teams was sponsored by al-Qaeda.

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