In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 14, 2013 / 6 Tamuz, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Tim Tebow arrived at the Patriots camp amid fanfare, annoying players. Hundreds of reporters were in the locker room to watch everything they did and record everything they said. Reporters have given up fighting the government and starting working for it.

Barack Obama met off-the-record with reporters Tuesday to try to distance himself from the NSA, IRS, AP spying and Benghazi scandals. He's remarkable. It takes quite a politican to hold this country's attention when not one of your scandals has any sex in it.

The White House grew testy over Edward Snowden's revelations about the NSA spying programs Tuesday as he hid out in Hong Kong. There's no doubt the administration is angry about it. Last night President Obama's bathroom faucet leaked and he threw it in jail.

Edward Snowden was tracked down where he was hiding in Hong Kong by the South China Post Tuesday. A white guy went to China to hide from the law. It's the dumbest move by a fugitive since O.J. Simpson and A.C. Cowlings drove to Orange County to blend in.

The U.S. Senate heard testimony from the NSA Director Keith Alexander over the NSA secret data collection program. He said the NSA doesn't use this information against President Obama's political opponents. That's the IRS's job and they're in a different union.

Man of Steel opens in movie theaters worldwide this weekend and stars Henry Cavill as Superman. The movie's story is heavy with female empowerment. In order to even patrol Metropolis, Superman has to beg Lois Lane to marry him so he can become a citizen.

U.S. Senator Dean Heller of Nevada offered an amendment which would label Nevada as a Mexican border state. Illegal aliens don't come directly to Nevada from Mexico. They come to the check-cashing line at Caesars Palace with their California disability check.

The Hollywood Reporter said Expendables producers are in talks with Mel Gibson to play the villain in their next movie. He'd play a fanatic with Nazi leanings. Mel Gibson has reached that comfortable stage of an actor's career where he just plays himself.

China launched a spaceship with three astronauts aboard it Monday which will dock with China's spacelab. The astronauts will telecast a view of the North American land mass to kids in school in China. They are being trained in debt collection and asset seizure.

President Obama's job approval rating took a hit in the Gallup Poll Wednesday. Only forty-five percent of Americans approve of the job he's doing. That means fifty-five percent of Americans are going through the shoebox in the closet getting ready for an audit.

The Gallup Poll released Wednesday shows that former President Bush has a higher approval rating than President Obama. It's amazing. Five years of President Obama has Americans yearning for the quieter and more united time of Year Three of the Iraq War.

The IRS cancelled the purchase of spy equipment Wednesday including cameras for office spying. The good news about all the surveillance is there is no obesity epidemic. It's just that Americans are always in front of someone's camera and it puts on ten pounds.

Turkey was hit by protests against its prime minister Tuesday who's been passing more conservative religious laws to mollify the mullahs. He's trying to reach a compromise with the radical Muslims. He's not allowing any public displays of affection or alcohol and yet he is allowing deli owners to execute anyone who orders corned beef on white bread.

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