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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 12, 2013 / 4 Tamuz, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The New England Patriots signed Tim Tebow Monday to play this season. He's going to be a wealthy white male, a Christian conservative and wear the Patriots logo. His tax return is going to set off bells in the Cincinnati IRS office like he just won the showcase on The Price is Right.

The NSA said its phone surveillance is just looking for words that may signal a threat to our nation. They look for words like bombing, killing and destroying. So if there's a comedian you'd like to lock up in Guantanamo, call him up and ask him how he did last night.

President Obama wrapped up a weekend summit with China's president Xi Jing Ping Sunday. The U.S. and China leaders discussed the red-hot issue of cyber-spying. Until now President Obama was too proud of his natural ability to seek help from a teaching pro.

The White House came under criticism about NSA data-mining Monday. They comb phone records, monitor e-mails, texts, tweets and Facebook postings. Barack Obama started out being our first black president and he wound up being your crazy former lover.

Anthony Weiner rose in the polls in the N.Y. mayor's race Thursday. The voters seem happy with his amends. He apologized to his wife for his sex misconduct, he apologized to the nation for lying about it, and he apologized to Bill Clinton for copyright infringement.

CBS News reported Hillary Clinton's State Department security agents hired hookers overseas. They brought hookers to their hotel rooms, cheated them out of their fee, and then lied about it. Congress has two words for this kind of behavior -- bad sportsmanship.

Toyota of Japan announced the recall of eighty-seven thousand Prius hybrids Friday due to faulty brakes on the cars. The bad news is it could take months to get them all fixed. The good news is that the Prius doesn't go fast enough for brakes to be a safety issue.

Syrian rebels pleaded for U.S. military help Sunday after Hezbollah intervened to back up Assad. It's our duty to intervene. Part of the factory warranty Mideast countries get whenever the CIA installs their dictator is that every forty years, we rotate the tyrants.

The Pentagon acknowledged Friday a U.S. missle drone attack took out the Taliban's number-two commander. He's the fourth number-two leader of the Taliban the U.S. has assassinated by drones in four years. Who says the administration isn't creating new jobs?

President Obama stopped by a North Carolina middle school Thursday and told kids that every school should have high-speed Internet. The kids aren't cool with the idea. Its bad enough when the teacher catches you passing notes in class, they don't need the president busting them for music piracy.

Barack Obama on Friday tried to defend the NSA data-mining program he campaigned against five years ago. His supporters feel betrayed. When he promised the American people complete transparency, no one thought he was talking about collecting our X-rays.

NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden may have sought asylum in Hong Kong Monday from U.S. extradition. Negotiations would be tricky between Hong Kong and the United States. It's a self-ruling former British colony but it's owned by China, and so is Hong Kong.

NSA contractor Edward Snowden admitted Sunday he leaked the details of the NSA's spying on U.S. phone calls and Internet activity. He quit high school, washed out of the Army and still wound up with a two-hundred-thousand-dollar-a-year job. Every teenager's parents in America would attend his seminar if the Learning Annex signed him up to speak.

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