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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 11, 2013 / 3 Tamuz, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama met China's president Xi Jingping in Palm Springs Friday. China has been stealing data from U.S. citizens and U.S. companies and U.S. media to gain the upper hand on them. President Obama just loves attending these continuing education seminars.

L.A. Dodgers rookie sensation Yasiel Puig hit a grand slam to upend the Atlanta Braves Thursday. His raw talent has captivated the city. In the locker room after Thursday's grand slam, he heard from his parents in Cuba and from President Obama, in the same call.

House Democrat Elijah Cummings ripped the administration over IRS misconduct Friday. Other Democrats slammed the White House for allowing the NSA to listen to all phone calls. Even CNN admitted that President Bush's fourth term is not going very well.

President Obama assured Americans Friday that the government wasn't listening to their most intimate phone calls. Skype changed that. As Americans asked themselves back in the Fifties, why listen to the Jack Benny show when you can watch the Jack Benny show?

The White House admitted Friday that the NSA listens to all phone calls to search for terrorists. It works by subtraction. If a phone conversation they monitor isn't a pizza order or phone sex, they know it's not an American, and nine times out of ten it's al-Qaeda.

The Senate said all phone calls are recorded and stored in the NSA's Data Center in rural Utah. It's a Mormon enclave that believes in no alcohol, no tobacco, no caffeine, and no limit on wives. The White House is already blaming the snooping on President Romney.

USA Today reported Friday the NSA surveillance of Americans extends to all Internet activity as well. Mostly what people do on the web is watch porn, gamble, shop tax-free and pirate movies. If the government paid attention to this data, we're going to have to move the United States to Guantanamo and house all the criminals in the lower forty-eight.

Toyota of Japan announced the recall of eighty-seven thousand Prius hybrids Friday due to faulty brakes on the car. It's scary. Priuses switch from gas to electric once they get moving, but too many Priuses weren't becoming electrified unto they hit the light pole.

Dallas-Ft. Worth Airport will rent out soundproof hotel rooms by the hour in the DFW terminal. The rooms cost forty dollars an hour or a hundred bucks a day. They're just trying to get all the congressmen out of the stalls in the men's room and into a different area.

Oil and Gas journal reported in May that oil refineries are doing a booming business with old oil fields reopening in Texas and Oklahoma. Shale drilling is thriving everywhere. The United States is so rich in fossil fuels that in Los Angeles, valets are parking electric cars in the alley where it doesn't give a bad impression to the arriving customers.

Steven Seagal flew to Russia to sign an endorsement deal with Russian arms makers Friday to endorse Russian weapons of war in magazine ads and video presentations. It's a natural pairing. They were both huge stars back in the Eighties, Steven Seagal and Russia.

Russian leader Vladimir Putin ended his thirty-year marriage to Lyudmila due to his affair with thirty-year-old Olympic gymnast Alina Kabaeva. Lyudmila could no longer handle her wifely duties. Once you pass forty it's tough to nail the triple full twist dismount.

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