In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 3, 2013 / 25 Sivan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | London had huge protests by nationalist groups Tuesday calling for a crackdown on radical Muslims who live in England. It's not easy. The British Constitution guarantees Britons the same rights American citizens enjoy, only we offer complimentary TSA groping.

Joe Paterno's son sued the NCAA over their brutal sanctions on Penn State after Jerry Sandusky's boy molestation scandal got Joe Paterno fired. It's awful. The scandal is so vile that Sandusky, Ohio has changed its name to Anthony Weinerville just for the upgrade.

The San Antonio Spurs swept Memphis to make the NBA Finals while the Miami Heat tried to hold off Indianapolis. All four playoff teams left fans bored by their slow pace and tight defense. If they had played any more conservatively they'd be targeted by the IRS.

J.C. Penney apologized for its teapot on a billboard that looked like Hitler raising his right hand in a Nazi salute. The store denied seeing the resemblance. However because the next two teapots in the series look like Mussolini and Dick Cheney, nobody believes them.

Oklahoma was threatened by more tornadoes Thursday, causing a lot of despair. It's a very conservative state. Oklahomans can rebuild after another tornado but no one wants to go through the agony again of having to pretend they are glad to see the president.

The Quinnipiac Poll said Thursday that seventy-six percent of Americans want a special prosecutor for the IRS scandal. The people don't understand the process. Just because you get a special prosecutor doesn't mean that you get the details of the president's sex life.

Attorney General Eric Holder tried to hold an off-the-record meeting with reporters Thursday. He spied on reporters to get their sources, then accused them of conspiracy to leak secrets. His picture was just put up in the Torch is Passed gallery at the Nixon Library.

White House logs revealed IRS Commissioner Doug Shulman visited President Obama one hundred eighty times. We're witnessing history. President Obama isn't the first to use the IRS to go after political opponents but he is the first to put them on an Enemas List.

Two and a Half Men producers said Friday they are looking for an actress to play the daughter of Charlie Sheen's character to join the show. The role calls for for a hard-partying, beautiful young woman with daddy issues. So many actresses in L.A. are perfect for the role that the odds of winning the Powerball Lottery are better than getting the part.

Anthony Weiner surprised skeptics Thursday by moving into a tie in the New York mayor's race in surveys. His repeated apologies for texting lewd photos of himself to women is working. It makes headline writers blush, but Anthony Weiner is inching up in the polls.

Larry King signed a deal to host a U.S. political talk show that will air on a Russian TV network. The required physical exam he must take may torpedo the deal. If Larry tests positive for embalming fluid the producers will never be able to get insurance on him.

The Vatican nixed Pope Francis's ruling that atheists may go to heaven and implied that only Catholics can get into heaven. No one knows how this will end. If the pope can allow non-Catholics into heaven, St. Peter could allow non-Protestants into Augusta National.

Barack Obama's half-brother Malik Obama is offering to sell two letters the president sent him for fifteen thousand dollars. They were mailed to Malik's home in Kenya. With all the electronic snooping by China and the Justice Department today, the only way to keep something confidential is to send it by mail and hope the recipient doesn't sell it at auction.

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