In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 28, 2012/ 8 Tamuz, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Jerry Jones joined the Cotton Bowl to try to bring college football's new title game to Dallas. It'll generate hundreds of millions for the schools and the players play for free. It's called the Cotton Bowl because the Plantation Bowl didn't test well with GM car buyers.

Washington D.C. tour guide Sean Williams launched his new American Scandals Tour of D.C. He takes tourists where Marion Barry, Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton and JFK acted up. Everybody leaves the tour bus feeling sad that JFK didn't live long enough to get caught.

Democrats had to cancel a Charlotte NASCAR event to kick off the party convention in September. They thought they'd raise thirty million from the only sport with Rebel flag decals. It's more evidence that President Obama gave up cigarettes but not smoking.

The Women's Tennis Association approved a hand-held device for umpires to use to penalize women who grunt and shriek too loudly. It's embarrassing. Many men who can no longer afford pay cable channels now watch women's tennis with their eyes closed.

Charlie Sheen's sitcom Anger Management debuts on FX tonight. He's a former ballplayer with rage issues who counsels others with his affliction. The thing Charlie Sheen likes most about being an actor is that you get to play people with just one affliction.

Homeland Security announced it will refuse calls from Arizona police who check on detainees. It set off a furious debate. Half of al-Qaeda's ruling council think it's so stupid they should enter through Arizona while the other half think it's so clever it must be a trap.

The Justice Department set up a toll free number for illegal aliens to call if they feel disrespected by Arizona cops Tuesday. How handy. When you call the number the voice mail asks you to press one for Spanish, press two for Spanish and press three for Spanish.

Jimmy Carter accused President Obama of human rights abuses with his drone strikes on terrorists in Pakistan. It's obvious what's happening here. Jimmy Carter sees Barack Obama coming and he is trying to cement his position as the worst president in U.S. history.

The Texas Electric Reliability Council reported a record demand for power Tuesday due to a heat wave. The statewide demand reached sixty-five thousand megawatts at five o'clock. To save power the Texas State Prison executed prisoners on electric bleachers.

Congress votes today on a motion to hold Eric Holder in contempt for refusing to hand over e-mails on a sting operation against Mexican cocaine cartels. It's very ironic. Snorting cocaine gives you the exact same feeling as being named Attorney General, you feel very powerful for about twenty minutes and then suddenly, everybody's out to get you .

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