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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 26, 2012/ 6 Tamuz, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Oracle founder Larry Ellison purchased the Hawaiian island of Lanai Thursday. You really can't blame him. After four years of a Democratic president, every successful businessman is convinced he's the villain in a James Bond movie and must live alone on an island.

Pew Research reported Asian immigrants were the largest group coming into the U.S. last year for the first time ever, with most coming from India. It brings tears to the eyes of many Americans. After twenty years of endless waiting, technical support is a local call.

The Weather Channel reported a brutal heat wave oppressing the Eastern Seaboard Friday. It caused human misery and outages. It was so hot in New York that Lance Armstrong got off his bike at a convenience store and injected himself with Cherry Slurpee.

George Washington's personal copy of the U.S. Constitution sold at auction Friday for ten million dollars to a Mount Vernon trust. He's so revered. George Washington is the only president in history who never blamed his problems on the previous administration.

President Obama used executive privilege Friday to stop the Attorney General from revealing confidential documents to Congress. Government rules are ironclad. You're only allowed to leak classified secrets that make President Obama look tough on terrorism.

Congress considered a bill Friday to expand TSA security to mass transit rail and bus lines. It won't involve body scans or pat-downs. We have produced Americans brave enough to plant the flag on Iwo Jima but none yet who are willing to touch people who ride the bus.

NASA reported the thirty-fifth anniversary of the Voyager's launch Friday. This craft has flown eleven billion miles to the solar system's edge looking for new civilizations. Americans believe as an article of faith there has to be cheaper labor out there somewhere.

The U.S. Navy picked up nineteen tons of marijuana that was hastily dumped into the ocean by two Mexican boats off San Diego Thursday. They found the pot totally dry in airtight baggies. An hour later the Marines landed at Oceanside and captured Burger King.

Charlie Sheen will play a U.S. president in a new film titled Machete Kills. It's about border violence. They were going to model the president on Obama but when he refused to turn over Fast and Furious documents to the director he re-wrote the part for a white guy.

President Obama asked couples who are getting married to forego wedding gifts and register instead with his campaign. It's an economical idea. Why buy a couple a four hundred dollar saucepan when for the same money you can buy them a mid-level cabinet position?

The Justice Department sued two polygamous towns along the Utah-Arizona border for discriminating against outsiders. Non-polygamists are denied any access to public services the polygamists enjoy. Every day they go swimming in the John Edwards jury pool.

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