In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 15, 2012/ 25 Sivan, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Good Fellas mafia mobster Henry Hill died Wednesday, thirty years after turning FBI informant on the Mafia. His story became a hit movie. He died in a Los Angeles hospital, proving that not even the Witness Protection Program can protect you from managed care.

The L.A. Kings enjoyed a Stanley Cup victory parade in downtown Los Angeles. This is a foreign-born neighborhood. The sight of blonde men in black uniforms cruising the streets in triumph sent thousands of people fleeing to the Museum of Tolerance for shelter.

Lindsay Lohan is okay after her rented Porsche crashed into a trash truck on Pacific Coast Highway Friday. The truck driver was unharmed. There was only one casualty, and that was the rental car agent when he had to tell his boss he rented a Porsche to Lindsay Lohan.

The U.S. Open drew the world's golfers to San Francisco Thursday. The game has gone global. Yesterday a golfer took sixty shots in Syria, but due to their news blackout no one knows whose record he broke, Tiger Woods' at Augusta or Tony Montana's in Scarface.

Georgia's Ku Klux Klan applied to join the state Adopt-a-Highway program in which groups keep their adopted road litter-free. They wouldn't be good at it. State officials estimate it'd take a guy too long to pick up beer cans with a noose tied to the end of a stick.

Daredevil Nick Wallenda will attempt to walk a high wire over the length of Niagara Falls Saturday. There's a reason he's walking from the U.S. side to the Canadian side. If he walks from Canada to the U.S. he has to stop halfway across to walk through a metal detector.

The Department of Health released a survey Tuesday revealing that teenagers today smoke more marijuana than they smoke cigarettes. They just don't understand the risks. Judging from the last five national elections, marijuana is a gateway drug to the Oval Office.

President Obama had lunch with two barbers in Washington D.C. He wants barbers to spread his campaign on behalf of good parenting advice. That advice is, find a good paying job that lets you watch ESPN all day while holding a razor to someone else's neck.

John McCain called Tuesday for an independent counsel to probe White House top-secret security leaks to the New York Times. They're still going on. Yesterday President Obama ate at the best barbecue restaurant in Washington D.C. and the next day, the barbecue sauce recipe that's been a secret for four generations was in the New York Times.

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