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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 11, 2012/ 21 Sivan, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | NBC News reported grim statistics Thursday indicating that the U.S. lost one hundred and thirty thousand millionaires just last year. It could be a problem for Democrats. President Obama can't very well attack Mitt Romney if he's on the Endangered Species List.

The Senate demanded a probe into recent leaks of top-secret intelligence to the New York Times. Everyone has adjusted. Last week the CIA got rid of six al-Qaeda fighters in Pakistan by telling President Obama they're CIA informants, and making him promise not to tell a soul.

Defense Secretary Leon Panetta announced that U.S. drones killed al-Qaeda's number-two leader in Pakistan Tuesday. It's the eighth drone kill since May. To be safe, the U.S. has designated every guy in Pakistan over the age of fifteen al-Qaeda's number-two leader.

Donald Trump sued a Miss USA contestant for libeling his pageant Friday. He sounds overwrought. Last week Donald Trump got mixed up and told Miss USA to endorse tax cuts for the wealthy, then told Mitt Romney to show more leg and rub Vaseline on his teeth.

Florida's governor slammed the Department of Justice for refusing to share its list of legal U.S. citizens for voter ID. Illegal aliens have devised a a foolproof way of sneaking into the state. They hide inside bales of marijuana and wash up on Miami Beach unnoticed.

Charlie Sheen told Rolling Stone he's given up drugs completely and feels better. His recovery includes a few drinks a night of vodka with no ice. It's considered a sign of maturity in Hollywood when an actor returns to Barrymore's drug.

San Francisco installed surveillance cameras on streets Tuesday to detect suspicious behavior. It's not new. San Franciscans once sent Japanese-Americans to internment camps on suspicion of being disloyal and don't think they won't do it to straight couples too.

President Obama told a gay L.A. fundraiser that Michelle can do more push-ups than he can because she doesn't go down all the way. The president didn't intend the double entendre. He intends to write his own chapter in history, he's not here to do Clinton jokes.

Hillary Clinton called for Syria's leader Bashar al-Assad to step down following more violence. She speaks for all of us. Every American is rooting for an end to bloodshed so that we might have a peaceful transition to democracy and three dollars a gallon by Labor Day.

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