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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 6, 2012/ 16 Sivan, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The EPA angered Nebraskans and Iowans by deploying drone aircraft to spy on their cattle ranches. They'll say it's for national security. Any day now watch for the White House to announce that a drone strike killed the number-two leader of the herd, Moo-Mar.

The U.S. Capitol press gallery was drenched by an exploding pipe from a men's room urinal Monday. It may be connected to last week's story about Obama's secret kill list. Once the president starts leaking to the New York Times everybody figures they can do it.

The Boston Globe said local black ministers chastised Elizabeth Warren Monday for claiming Indian ancestry. Technically she may be correct. One look at her and it's plain that her ancestors were not Indians but a few of them could have been the Viceroy of India.

Hillary Clinton accompanied scientists to the North Pole and Greenland to check out the vanishing ice shelf. The scientists weren't just studying the glaciers. Climatologists are unable to explain how the ice shelf is breaking up and yet the Clintons remain together.

President Obama agreed to sing at a New York fundraiser in an event called Barack on Broadway. Free at last. It eats Barack Obama alive to fly to Kabul in a pinstripe suit while Hamid Karzai gets to wear the top hat and cape and twirl the cane in all the numbers.

Egypt's presidential candidates make their final pitches on Saturday. The country is tense. Voters must choose a military dictatorship or an Islamist dictatorship, giving Egypt's political cartoonists fourteen days to be funny before they are executed either way.

John Edwards was contrite after a jury acquitted him of laundering a wealthy widow's check to conceal a mistress's pregnancy from his dying wife. All three women are out of his life. It's the first time that an acquittal been saluted on Sports Center as the Play of the Day.

Leon Panetta asked Vietnam for use of a third harbor for the U.S. Navy Saturday. They have allowed the U.S. Navy to dock there ever since they went free market. Vietnam is the only war we ever lost to communism where we left behind capitalism and the U.S. Navy.

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