Jewish World Review June 22, 2011 / 20 Sivan, 5771
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | NBC apologized for leaving God out of its Pledge of Allegiance piece before the U.S. Open. It fed the perception that NBC is a liberal apologist for a secular administration. Last week NBC News reported that President Obama's warplanes bombed civilians in Tripoli but in a good way.
Rolls Royce gave auto buyers in Beverly Hills a peek at this fall's Phantom on Sunday. They overlooked no engineering detail. To ensure huge sales in Saudi Arabia the voice on the GPS won't give directions because it knows that anyone asking for them is probably a woman driver.
Michelle Obama flew to Johannesburg Monday to enjoy a sightseeing tour of South Africa. She wanted to visit the Apartheid Museum, which chronicles the struggle against white rule. She estimates that it's going to take a billion dollars in campaign donations to continue the fight.
The GOP Leadership Conference apologized for a comedian who impersonated Obama at its gala. He did a deadly impersonation of Obama mocking the GOP candidates. It was so good that Democrats want him to give President Obama's acceptance speech at the 2012 convention.
ATF agent John Dodson testified he was ordered by the Justice Department to let U.S.-made assault rifles be sent into Mexico. Western gun dealers were told to stop doing background checks on buyers. The administration decided to give illegal aliens a pathway to marksmanship.
Georgia farmers protested the state's new anti-illegal alien law Monday, saying it's costing them millions as crops go unpicked and land goes unplowed. It's very explainable. The state lawmakers all went to school up north and they think the iPhone has an app for picking cotton.
Pentagon officials on Monday showed reporters the next generation of drone attack and spy planes that are the size and shape of hawks. Talk about dangerous. If they were to put a backward-facing camera on them, every male hawk in the sky could be the next Anthony Weiner.
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