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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 21, 2011 / 19 Sivan, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama saw polls Friday that show him trailing in the presidential race behind a generic Republican. That's a Republican with no particular name, with no known beliefs, from no identifiable area. A police sketch artist couldn't draw a better likeness of Mitt Romney.

Paul McCartney will blast off this summer's On the Run rock tour with a concert at Yankee Stadium next month at the age of sixty-nine. Things have changed somewhat. The band and the groupies still do drugs in the backstage dressing room, only now there's a fifty dollar co-pay.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid on Tuesday revealed the identity of the son she had with him thirteen years ago. Family members saw their similarities. The boy began in the first grade with a twenty dollar a week allowance and in six years he ran it into a nine billion dollar deficit.

NFL players and owners met without lawyers to try to end the lockout Thursday as some players considered playing in Canada. They'd feel lost up there. NFL players would love the people up north but they'd have a great deal of difficulty adjusting to Canada's lack of handguns.

. The White House lobbied Members of Congress Friday in an effort to get enough votes to pass a budget compromise. Democrats can't afford to lose another vote on the House floor. Anthony Weiner just gave up his seat and it won't be filled until it's been thoroughly disinfected.

A United Nations refugee survey shows many illegal aliens come to the U.S. for the medical benefits. The U.S. gives out free mammograms, free testicular and cervical screenings and free prostate exams. All you have to do is walk through airport security like you're going someplace.

President Obama expanded his search on Friday for a new chairman of the White House Council of Economic Advisers to fix this recession. Yesterday he called India for tech support. They told him to turn the economy off for five minutes then turn it back on, and see if that helps.

President Obama met with departing Afghanistan commander David Petraeus Friday to hear his troop withdrawal options to meet the July deadline. The picture is grim. There's only one way to get out of Afghanistan, and that's to hope that the guy who predicted the Rapture is right.

Homeland Security warned luxury hotels in New York of a possible terror attack like the one they had in Mumbai. The warning was helpful. Whenever there's an emergency call to a luxury hotel in New York, police need to know whether to bring the bomb squad or the rape kit.

New Jersey public workers protested by the thousands Friday against Governor Chris Christie's reforms. They accused the governor of being a Nazi and called him Adolf Christie. If that's true, it's the first time anyone ever suggested that concentration camps had pension plans.

The Wall Street Journal reported Friday that AARP has reversed itself and backed cuts to Social Security benefits. Three hundred thousand people quit AARP when the group backed ObamaCare. If you don't think Baby Boomers know how to make a last stand, you should see how many of them still have their Davy Crockett caps upstairs in the attic at their parents' house.

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