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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 20, 2011 / 18 Sivan, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Chicago Commodities Exchange analysts predicted Tuesday that coffee prices will remain high due to crop limitations and increasing demand. You can still find deals. An auto repair shop in San Diego took out an ad offering customers a free cup of coffee with the purchase of four new tires.

Prince William released his itinerary for his July honeymoon trip to Hollywood. The town has been waiting for him. Five years ago people here believed that William would someday marry Lindsay Lohan, on the theory that girls marry their fathers and men marry their mothers.

Las Vegas launched a new ad campaign Friday to try to lure Americans to come to Sin City and party. At least someplace is jumping. Los Angeles neighborhoods are so quiet since the recession started that if somebody is yelling at night it just means that El Salvador scored a goal.

Vancouver endured hours of street rioting and looting Thursday after their hockey team lost in Game Seven of the Stanley Cup Finals to the Boston Bruins. People were really upset. A Goldman Sachs broker convinced the city of Vancouver to invest all its money in Greek bonds.

White House economist Austan Goolsbee resigned last week, admitting he couldn't end this recession. Spending hasn't worked, bailing out the big banks hasn't worked, and propping up Detroit hasn't worked. And no one liked his idea of leaving Pearl Harbor unguarded this winter.

Toyota Prius sales fell for the third straight month due to supply shortages caused by the earthquake in Japan. They promised full showrooms by the fall. Hybrid cars are becoming more and more popular in America because they only finance terrorism when they're going uphill.

Al-Qaeda announced Friday its number two leader Ayman al-Zawahri has been elevated to the post of the group's Supreme Leader. He's been inundated by a flood of congratulatory messages. The U.S. Navy decided to honor him with a drone flyover during the inaugural parade.

President Obama's re-election campaign announced it'll raffle off a dinner with President Obama for five dollars per ticket. If you win they make you undergo a background check. Is it really in good taste to take people out to dinner after giving them a government colonoscopy?

John Edwards posed for police mug shots Thursday that show him smiling dreamily into the camera after being indicted for a scam covering up campaign funds. He never had a lick of sense. It's awfully reckless to take a cute picture when you're about to go into federal prison.

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