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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 1, 2011 / 28 Iyar, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Los Angeles Times reported further examples of worsening economic conditions in the Golden State Monday. Last week tens of thousands of Californians lost their free food, free medical, free rent and free gym memberships. The Supreme Court ordered them to leave prison.

Hangover II set a Memorial Day box office record Monday, grossing over eighty six million dollars. The crowd loves a monkey in the movie who drinks and chain-smokes and does drugs. It was Charlie Sheen's second painful reminder in a month that everybody is replaceable.

McDonald's chairman Jim Skinner refused calls to fire Ronald McDonald at the company meeting in Chicago Friday. He refused calls by the food police to get rid of Ronald for promoting unhealthy food to children. In America, we don't fire clowns for making us fat, we re-elect them.

The Agriculture Department released statistics Monday showing that forty-three percent of all corn harvested last year went to make gasoline. It drives up the price of everything that uses corn. A DVD of Hee-Haw now runs you a hundred dollars at the video store.

Ohio State coach Jim Tressel resigned Monday amid NCAA sanctions against OSU after his players sold their championship rings and jerseys on eBay. Civil rights groups are irate. This dabbling in capitalism caused a dozen young black athletes to graduate Magna Cum Republican.

Al-Qaeda's new leadership on Monday issued a vow of revenge against the West for killing Osama bin Laden. It didn't rattle anyone. This morning police in London found a bomb outside a local mosque but they've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it back inside.

Osama bin Laden's home was scoured by the CIA on Sunday. They learned he was a zealot with three wives who tinted his hair. If CIA profilers had worked backwards using only this information to hunt him down, the GOP presidential field would be littered with the dead today.

The Pentagon said that Osama bin Laden's third wife wouldn't get the twenty-five million dollar reward for reportedly turning him in to U.S. authorities. It served as a warning to all the men in Saudi Arabia. Just because women can't drive doesn't mean they can't use the phone.

The U.S. Postal Service just completed a survey that'll determine how many post offices get shut down. New figures say they lose a billion a month. The Postal Service is always bragging that it's the most profitable branch of government and now they have the numbers to back it up.

The White House announced Thursday it will launch a national advertising campaign that urges illegal immigrants in America to become U.S. citizens. It's a different country. Ten years ago the most popular drink in L.A. was Sex on the Beach and now it's Amnesty with a Wink.

FEMA asked Congress for two billion in extra aid money due to tornadoes, flooding and blizzards. The need makes foreign aid look silly. There are five states in the Midwest who would've gladly housed bin Laden if they knew how fast that would get you three billion in aid.

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